Sam

A whiny type of person who thinks that the world owes them something. Most Sam's are loners with not many friends. They will argue at any chance that they get, and continue to fight their battle even after they have been proven wrong. They rarely have jobs, and don't like to work hard even when they do.

Man! How about you do some work and stop being such a Sam?

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Sam

A cute ass that likes 'shyers'. He needs a mohawk. & He onlu uses girls for one thing. He spends all of his time touching his GLAD.

You're such a sam.

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sam

a gay faggot

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Sam

A male with either a small (micro) or no penis.

Trace: "Hey look at that him, he's cute."
Sara: "Hmm, not really, he's a Sam."
Trace: "Your fucking kidding me."

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Sam

Dickhead who chats shit. Never trust a sam they always lie to make themselves look better. They cannot be trusted with girls.

Girl: I hate sam
Her bf: me too

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Sam

A person who is no fun

"Dude stop being such a Sam"

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sam

1 - Commonly used to describe a once popular individual who has fallen from fame but is yet to realise it. Along with gross over-confidence, a certain lack of wit sums up the personality of such a character. If you engage in general conversation with a "sam" expect frequent interruptions in the form of childish outburst of random sounds. This seems a common ritual in the every-day life of a sam and is only found amusing only by the smattering of remaining cult-followers.
2 - In certain areas of Northeast Scotland can be used to describe a random person who looks similar to Dibs.

1 - "God i can't believe that guy keeps trying to talk to me, who does he think he is?"
"Relax, he's a total sam."

2 - "Woah i could have sworn i just saw Dibs."
"Nah, it would have been Sam."

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