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What The lips of the vagina are called after they have been irritated from such things as bike riding or riding a mechanical bull for long periods.
Is your ham chandelier upset because of your spin class?
Someone who ham-fists. See ham-fisting
"Jeez those hackster mechanics are real ham-fisters!"
The act of slathering icy-hot on a fat woman's thigh then using making love to the numbed fat roll.
I enjoy cornning the ham
Excessive fat in the feces. Causes a very oily turd and often foul smelling (not as if shit smells like a bouquet of roses in the first place). See also Steatorrhea for the clinical.
This ham water is oily and greasy. Not to mention stanks. I’ve got to cut out the fried chicken.
When a girl with lower back fat wears tight pants and a tight shirt and the view from behind looks like she's smuggling two hams on her sides above her ass.
"That girl would be really hot if she did'nt have those big ass side hams"
Dear god, if you're looking this up it may already be too late for you. They are the dark ones, the decimators, the destroyers of civilization. The only actual sighting of them has reported them to look like abnormally large pieces of ham with glowing red eyes, who can shoot lasers strong enough to cut through anything. It's believed that the Bermuda Triangle is actually a den to these creatures, and the triangle is formed by three stationed hams firing lasers. They are commonly reported at redacted but seem to disappear by the time anybody arrives. One citizen who claims to have seen the Laser-Hams claimed that they were ruled by an "AbraHAM Lincoln", an Abraham Lincoln who much resembles our own, but instead has a piece of ham around his right eye, which is replaced with a glowing crimson one. It is not proven true or false if this entity exists yet.
Doomed person 1: "Dear god, the Laser-Ham, they're coming!"
Doomed person 2: "What's that? Are you insane?"
*Laser sounds and screaming of doom*
Cold cuts you keep underneath your bed when your hungry.
Bro 1: yo im starving but i don’t wana go get food.
Bro 2: check joes bed , he’s been braggin about how good his floor ham is.