Elton, Louisiana is one of the absolute creepiest towns in the United States. I go there every Christmas to visit my aunt, and I feel more comfortable in the ghetto of New Orleans.
The people there stare at you, deeply. All of the time. The town is surrounded by miles of rice fields. There are no job opportunities that I can speak of. The living feel dead. I apologize if this seems very biased, but if you don't believe me, visit Elton. Elton, Louisiana
The thick, brown muddy concoction left in the toilet bowl after having explosive diarrhea
Someone didn’t flush and it’s bad, they left behind Louisiana Stew
When you shut in a person as mouth and then stir it around with another's dick.
Eric asked his girl friend is he could give her a Louisiana Stew.
The act of taking a live crayfish and inserting it inside a women's anal cavity until either the women or the crayfish dies.
Jim, who is from Baton Rouge, loves performing a Louisiana Fishing Boat with his girlfriend Cindy.
when you fuck a long john doughnut until you cum and then eat it.
Dude, Jimmy ate his Louisiana long-john last night.
when a male has an erect penis and bends it down while the female is on her back with her vagina facing up. the male then does squats into the female.
i need to hit that Louisiana crack pipe!
When you fill a toilet to the brim with fecal matter and then take your partner, flip them upside down, and while holding them, dunk their head in and continue to mix the fecal matter in with the toilet water until it turns into the color and constancy of a Louisiana swamp. Then, attempt to flush as much water as possibly with your partner's head still in the toilet. Play CCR for more immersion during the act.
"Dude, I totally just surprised my girl last night with the Louisiana Shit Buster"