Picking Fire

A similar expression to playing with fire, except simplified and more modern.

I got in a fight with the principle again

Dude, stop picking fire.

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Pick a fold

When a girl is so fat you could fuck any part of her

Title of jpg showing fat girl: Pick a fold
Commenter 1: first
Commenter 2: gross!

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roach picking

When you're out of weed so you pick through all of your joint and blunt roaches to get that little bit left behind the filter.

Person #1: oh man were out or weed
Person #2: no were not, to the ashtray we have some roach picking to do!

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Brapple picking

When a company goes out on recruitment in the state of Massachusetts looking for the best riders, such as a Brappleton...

OR

Picking up the pieces of a Massachusetts rider (or his bike) off a steep DH trail because there was too much braap and not enough brake...

Evil Bike Co. went brapple picking and found their very own Brappleton to enjoy.

OR

After riding Diablo during that Class 5 hurricane, we had to go brapple picking just to find the rest of our team...

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Apple Picking

Code for lets get fucking shitfaced this weekend

Hey lets go to the orchard this weekend and go apple picking.

No Kelsey, I'm not alcoholic like you.

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PICK-ETT

french - a DEROGATURY WORD USED BY AFRICAN AMERICANS TO PICK YOUR NOSE

man, i need to pickett

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Pick me

A pick me is someone who you are jealous of because they are always picked first, and people actually enjoy their company.

OMG, WHY IS ANNA ALWAYS THE PICK ME? JUST ONCE I WISH TO BE THE PICK ME GIRL, SO I'M NOT ALWAYS PICKED LAST LIKE A SOCIAL OUTCAST.

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