Pwnee ride is an offshoot of the popular phrase pwn. Pronounced like "pony ride", it is used to describe the state of being pwned continuously.
That guy's Counter-Strike skills sure took me for a pwnee ride
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To embark on a course of action that you will not be able to abandon later. Once you start, you will not be able to stop.
โHa! See? I told you I could Ride the Tiger!โ
โYeah. You sure showed me. Now how are you going to get off the tigerโs back without being eaten?โ
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When a person takes a crap and the water from the toilet splashes up onto the buttocks. Thus, it is like a "log ride" at an amusement park in that the "log" goes down into the water and you get splashed.
"I didn't enjoy my last crap because I got a log ride."
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To have sex with a very fat person.
Look there, Jack's going to pull tonight and get to ride the ripples.
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When a female keeps calling, text-massaging, hanging around, or talking about a guy she has been lusting after. Also, they can exhibit this behavior by driving by said males' house, showing up at the restaurant where he works, etc.
"Dang, Lynn. You need to stop nut-riding Kasey. You know he has a girlfriend."
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A full scholarship to a college, usually including board, etc. Also: free ride.
Person 1: Taylor got a full ride to NY, but she decided to go to the community college instead.
Person 2: What the hell?
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Verb: to own that pussy. This is accomplished by sexually pleasuring a woman to the point to where her legs don't stop shaking until at least noon tomorrow.
(When a woman wants to provide oral sex to her partner after having well over a dozen orgasms): "I wanna taste that big dick riding my pussy out!"
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Bob: What are you doing tonight?
John: I have a second date with your sister tonight. She's totally hot, so I'm gonna ride out. That way, she'll call back.
Bob: Shut up!
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