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A New Zealand expression for vomiting.
If you do another shot of tequila, you're going to park a tiger on the rug!
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rug burned dick is a painful condition when romping a MILF with diminished lubrication in the pussy renders the joystick painful and the dude joyless.
Alternatively, it can also happen when banging a chick that is not clean shaven but sporting hair stubble galore in the nether stubble, which can be as painful for the moment but at least a real man can make her shave, while no pussy juice due to age is without remedy save extraneous oiling substances like coconut oil.
Chad_1: I have a rug burned dick last night. It still hurts, most painful rugburn on my dick ever!
Chad_2: Still banging the MILF with the teenager son next door?
Chad_1: Nope, I moved on to the babysitter I met last weekend but she wasn't expecting to give it up so it was way stubbly...pretty much much like a cactus with a hole.
When you’re being fingered or having sex and the friction is so insane and it legit leaves rug burn in or around ur vagina. A traumatizing, painful experience as a result of a dry sexual experience or you’re just so tight that it feels like rug burn.
“Hey hannah how was last night?”
“Great, but I was too dry and now I have pussy rug burn”
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Term for oral sex performed on a woman's pussy
She lifted her skirt and asked me to tear her rug with my tongue.
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A slang term - used to describe performing oral sex on a woman.
* I cant take credit for this one - Thanks to my friend and neighbour - Ms K sylvester!
Last night I was so desperate for a for my girl to blow me that I found myself praying at the ugly rug - in the hope id get something in return!
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(Phrase) A method used to ascend the corporate ladder, usually at a nuclear facility, whereby the employee significantly abrades his or her knees in the process of administering oral sex to a superior in an effort to gain a higher ranking position.
Also a severe abrading of the forehead due to repeated contact with rough carpet, received during violent anal sex from upper management during times of procedural changes; usually accompanied by a sore rectum.
"Looks like Larry's caddy has a serious case of Cordova Rug Burn!"
"I got a bad case of Cordova Rug Burn with this last set of procedure changes."
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What results after a desparate hiker gets lost in the woods and has to take the biggest, most explosive dump of his or her life. This sorry hiker then frantically searches for something which can be used as toilet paper, finding a three-leaved plant. This plant turns out to be poison ivy, and the intense rubbing action results in a horribly painful and itchy rash surrounding the hiker's butt-crack. Can last for up to several weeks and often gets inflamed if the hiker has a bad case of the hershey squirts.
Hot dang my butthole feels like it's about to spontaneously combust after I used that weird plant for toilet paper while camping last week. I'm not joking I mean I'm pretty sure this feels worse than that bad case of herpes that keeps coming back. I think I have the world's worst Scottish Rug Burn.
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