Satanic Plunge

While having sex in the doggystyle position remove penis from the vagina and thrust into the anus. Then, exclaim "WITHIN YOU I PLANT THE SEED OF EVIL" in the most satanic voice possible. See also Bucking Bronco.

I don't think I will be hooking up with Sally anymore. Last night I gave her the Satanic Plunge and she wont take my calls.

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Satan Figure

An individual, group (ethnic, national, etc.), or ideology (liberalism, conservativism, etc.) that serves as the focal point for societal rage, even when this can distract from more pertinent issues.

Sometimes being a Satan Figure only gets names hurled in your direction. Sometimes, it gets you killed.

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satan’s asshole

texas.

I fucking hate Texas it’s like living in satan’s asshole.

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Satan's bitch

When a person named Nick spazzes out on the floor because he has done some type of drug.

After Nick smoked some weed, he really became Satan's bitch.

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satans grundel

The hairiest, most foul and rancid place or situation that you can imagine. Satans grundel is the worst of the worst. Satans grundel is hell in hell.

Shit...focusing on the burning mystery rash that appeared this morning, I crashed my car on my way to a root canal, forgot I had an open bottle in the back seat until the cop noticed...and then a bird shat on my head...today is from Satans grundel.

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Satan Sauce

Synonym for semen

Matt: hey bro, why are your hands so sticky?
Alex: Oh, I just shot a big load of Satan Sauce.
Matt: Thanks

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Satans log

When you take a shit at least two times the diameter of your butthole

Me taking a shit

OOWWWW IT FEELS LIKE I SHAT OUT SATANS LOG