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Someone who watches sportsball. Typically they have an obsession with a team but alternatively they can have an obsession with a player or even players. Players of whom sports fans will dedicate their whole lives to knowing every detail of what they had for breakfast and the last person they had sex with. Examples of sports fans include MJ Stans, Bronsexuals, Bradytards, and #1 fans of 2020’s 20th Overall Pick Bench McRiderson. Typically sports fans know nothing and commit acts such as “meat riding” and “casual racism.”
My sons a real sports fan! I hope he grows up to be a knowledgeable reporter like Stephen A Smith or Colin Cowherd!
Cigarette. usually used while smoking and engaging in some sort of extreme sport. ie. skiing, snowboarding, rock climbing, marathon running
sick man, you just shreded the gnar out of that powder, time for a Sport Stick.
when a minor has big, black Xs on their hands in the morning, indicating that they went out clubbing the night before.
in particular, when someone shows up for work/class with the exes still on.
"she tried to tell the prof that she didn't have her paper because her laptop got fried, but he knew she was lying when he saw that she was sporting exes."
chasin skirt for fun
sport porkin this weeks been good,
nailed a even baker's dozen
A largely unregulated home-based profession popular with a) failed medical professionals, typically struck-off for sexual misconduct or b) retired men in their 40s with latent homosexual tendencies.
I'm in need of some man-love, perhaps I could become a Sports Therapist.
Sport fucking is the art of having sex with the opposite sex for sport or to keep score over your other degenerate friends. A competition can consist of at least two players, with of the same sex. The object of the game is to have sex with as many people as possible in a set time table. A point is awarded for each consensual partner. The player with the most points wins.
My friends and I have an annual sport fucking contest when we go on a cruise.
ABSOLUTELY NOT. Netball is a wimpy sport, and should never be recognized as one. Anyone who thinks otherwise is stupid.
is netball a sport is dumb