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Sports-Bookers

As opposed to friends who actually use facebook as a social utility, sports-bookers are those facebook friends of yours that treat their profile like it's their own personal sports blog.

I've stopped watching ESPN in lieu of the fact that the Sports-Bookers always keep me updated from my computer.

by Mark7791 March 28, 2011


Sport Stick

Cigarette. usually used while smoking and engaging in some sort of extreme sport. ie. skiing, snowboarding, rock climbing, marathon running

sick man, you just shreded the gnar out of that powder, time for a Sport Stick.

by asd;lfkjio April 16, 2008


sporting exes

when a minor has big, black Xs on their hands in the morning, indicating that they went out clubbing the night before.
in particular, when someone shows up for work/class with the exes still on.

"she tried to tell the prof that she didn't have her paper because her laptop got fried, but he knew she was lying when he saw that she was sporting exes."

by tdm duh December 3, 2006

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sport porkin

chasin skirt for fun

sport porkin this weeks been good,
nailed a even baker's dozen

by peasandcorn June 10, 2006

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Sports Therapist

A largely unregulated home-based profession popular with a) failed medical professionals, typically struck-off for sexual misconduct or b) retired men in their 40s with latent homosexual tendencies.

I'm in need of some man-love, perhaps I could become a Sports Therapist.

by growler666 March 6, 2011

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Sport fucking

Sport fucking is the art of having sex with the opposite sex for sport or to keep score over your other degenerate friends. A competition can consist of at least two players, with of the same sex. The object of the game is to have sex with as many people as possible in a set time table. A point is awarded for each consensual partner. The player with the most points wins.

My friends and I have an annual sport fucking contest when we go on a cruise.

by Master of all sex games January 23, 2018

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is netball a sport

ABSOLUTELY NOT. Netball is a wimpy sport, and should never be recognized as one. Anyone who thinks otherwise is stupid.

is netball a sport is dumb

by Helpful Librarian August 17, 2017

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