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A driver that seemingly comes out of nowhere at a speed much greater than yours and just as they are about to pass, they disappear in your blind spot. They then hide in your blind spot for the duration of your trip effectively stopping you from having freedom of movement or even relaxing. You can speed up, you can slow down but the Road Zombie stays fixed on you as they are the parasite and you are the host.
It is unclear why Road Zombies do what they do. Maybe their cruise control is broken or maybe they are too dumb to use it. Either way you are stuck. Your only out is to either pull over, stop and let them get ahead of you or take a quick blast at illegal speeds to shake them off. They will latch onto another car at that point but that is not your problem.
My God Peggy, we just picked up a Road Zombie. Fasten your seatbelt, I am gonna try and shake them.
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Someone in a state of mindlessness from playing too much skyrim. The persons mind is totally blank from all topics of conversation apart from, maybe, skyrim related areas.
Person A: What's up with Tim, he's usually quite chatty and now he's all introvert.
Person B: Don't mind him, he's a Skyrim Zombie at the moment..
Person A: Intervention time perhaps?
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A Deadpool "fan" who only knows DP from pictures on the internet, the video game or because of the movie.
Believes in ever conversation the word 'Chimichanga' must be used, and whoever does not use the word is not a real DP.
Cosplays DP because he thinks this gives him a free pass to scream, push and troll others at conventions.
Does not recognize any DP outside of the funkos. (Xmen,Xforce,WeaponX)
Does not know the reason behind the love of Chimichangas.
Only knows who Vanessa is because of the movie trailer.
(This is not to be confused with Headpool who comes from the zombie universe, but if you're a zombie you probably wont get confused anyway)
A Deadpool Zombies will normally sound like this:
"OMG DEADPOOL IS SO COOL! I'M COSPLAYING HIM NEXT YEAR!"
"Yeah...you're such a Deadpool Zombie"
"CHIMICHANGAS! FREE HUGS! BOOBIES!"
"I'm not spiderman!" (jk this is legit)
"Deadpools only girlfriend is death"
"Deadpool has cancer and that's why his skin is f#!ked up"
"Deadpool can't die!"
"Deadpool is only red"
"Deadpool first came out in the wolverine movie"
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An employee who never actually does any work. Hall zombies are often found making idle conversation in the halls or spend an inordinate amount of time in the break room. Often they have an appearance of always being busy and thus can go undetected sometimes for years, with the cluttered desk and laundry list of meetings on the outlook calender. A classic hiding spot is in a mid-level management position.
My boss is such a hall zombie, he never does anything.
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A PunXka band formed in Mexico City and currently located in Los Angeles, CA. Their music is influenced by Punk, Ska, Hardcore, Metal, Reggae, Crack Rock Steady.They define their music as "Zombie PunXka". They sing about society,zombies, life,racism all all kinds of topics. Their songs are sung in Spanish and English. They have toured all over Mexico and the USA. They have 4 releases and they are featured on several compilations with bands such as: Voodoo Glow Skulls, Leftover Crack, Star Fucking Hipsters, Left Alone, Union 13, Subhumans, Hellmouth, Embrace the kill, Atrocity Solution and more
They have played with: Marky Ramone, Death Mold, Stza Crack(Singer,Guitar player,and Songwriter for Choking Victim/Leftover Crack/Star Fucking Hipsters),The Casualties, Union 13, Left Alone, Wisecracker, Public Serpents(Choking Victim's ex-drummer's band),Green Jelly, Star Fucking Hipsters, Buck-O-Nine, Nobody's Hero (members of Against All Authority), Fishbone, Mustard Plug, Assorted Jelly Beans,Chris Murray Combo, Big D and The Kids Table, Voodoo Glow Skulls and more...
They are also part of the Crack Rock Steady Siete (a mexican version of the infamous Crack Rock Steady Seven) where they team up with Stza Crack to play Choking Victim/Leftover Crack songs, they released 2 original songs, "The CRS7 Theme song" and "We all must die".
Dude 1: : hey man! are you going to the SFH's show?, Niño zombi is also playing, i heard they might play some CV/LoC songs with Stza as the Crack Rock Steady Siete"
Dude 2: yeah man, I'm down let's go, Niño Zombi is the shit!
Dude 1: alright!! Zombies Never Die!!!
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In Canada when you drive in the winter and have both your hands straight out to hit the heater, looking like a zombie driving a car.
It was so cold that Jon was zombie driving on the way to work...
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An iPhone user who is so focused on their app, texting or finger caressing in a public place, that their gait is slow and erratic to the point where you're in a quandary about their living status.
Trying to negotiate a supermarket aisle either on foot or with your cart, to be blocked by a slow shuffling individual - the iPhone Zombie - who, upon passing (eventually), is seen to be caressing their iPhone.
"I'll be right over, as soon as I negotiate the path around the iPhone Zombie"
"Watch out! iPhone Zombie on the road!"
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