Mai Kuraki

Extremely attractive Japanese celebrity who grew up in America.

"Did you see Mai Kurakis latest video clip?"

"Yeah, she looked totally hot"

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James May

One the Former Presenters of show Top Gear now on The Grand Tour. He is also known for being the slowest driver in the world.

Look over there it's James May! He is being passed by my Grandmother!

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May 13

May 13 national your friend gives you head day

Oh hey man it’s may 13 you give me head lol slurp slurp

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May 8

May 8, kiss and slap an ass day boy or girl dont matter😉

Mia:hey guess wht...

Sam:what?

Mia: its may 8 national kiss or slap an ass day...

Sam:so...

Mia:u can slap ones ass or kiss them!!

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May 29

National be nice to your girlfriend day

The day where you show your appreciation to her, and give her the upmost respect and affection

Dude!! You should give your girl flowers, it’s May 29
Or
Man, don’t be so mean to Jessica, it’s national be nice to your girlfriend day

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May 2nd

A national holiday.

This holiday was created in memorial to the epic importance of the day that Harry Potter defeated the Dark Lord. Also, this day is one to lament over the lives lost in that historical battle at Hogwarts.

We celebrate this Holiday by mimicking the attire of all who fought in the battle. We consume butter beers, in respect to the children's favorite drink. Also, we carry around wands, and control everything with spells.
Please respect this holiday, and do not mock, for if you do, our powers will overcome you.

"Do you remember May 2nd?"
"Of course I do, that day will forever be in my heart!"

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May 4th

Kiss your crush/boyfriend day

Carlee: guess what today is!
Seon: May 4th
Carlee: yeah but it is also kiss your crush day and you just happend to be my crush

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