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Do you read superhero comics?
Yeah I read My Hero Academica.
Boy ain't no way boy.
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Something you say when someone is boasting/threatening you and is acting like a bastard. It can also be used as a joke. It's pretty rude, and is also a quote from Austin Powers, so you can follow it up with something really dumb to say and everyone will think you're REAL funny.
Dr Evil- You Ain't all that in a bag of potato chips!
President of USA- What??
Dr Evil- Don't go there girlfriend *click* Mm Hmm!
Scotty-Dumbass!
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When the clock hits 0:00 on a timer
The coach said "It ain't over till the fat lady sings" In which at first I thought meant the fat bitch at the concession stand until the game was over
A tongue-in-cheek claim that you are bigger than a Russian mob syndicate.
After Theo told his neighborhood friends "King Kong ain't got SHIT on me," he was shot by a hit man hired by the Russian mob. Ironically enough the hit man was King Kong. Theo was deaf.
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in polite society, if someone tells you to f* off, don't debase yourself to their level and start insulting them back. simply tell them to take their middle finger and put their own hole where the sun ever ain't gonna shine.
This... This is just straight facts from god
- I ain't never seen two pretty bestfriends, one is always ugly
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A saying used in a council estate known as 'Liverpool', to suggest that their football team is still worth playing for.
Liverpool is a football team, who had a lot of success in the 70's and 80's, but as of late, has won nothing, and the dust is starting to gather in their trophy cabinet.
It is also noted, that the history 'Scousers' often refer to, also includes getting English teams banned from the European Cup between 1986-1990, because of their involvement in the Haysel tragedy, in 1985.
Bin Dipper: "Fuck off chelsea you ain't got no history"
Chelsea Fan: "Actually, we have 106 years of History, but more importantly, we have a future, and we have your Torres!"
Sign on, sign on, with a pen in your hand, and you'll never work, again, you'll neeeee-verrrr work, again
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