Random
Source Code
Random
When you are eating with your dog on your lap, and he tries to taste the food just as you are about to eat it, but you pull away and say, "no", so that he can't. Then he licks the air to try and taste what you are eating.
Wilma: Barney tried to eat a piece of my watermelon while sitting on my lap, but I moved away so that he couldn't eat it.
Alfreda: Then he air licked to try and taste your watermelon.
Wilma: Air lick, I like that!
7👍 1👎
1)a way to play guitar without disturbing others and having your neighbors call the police and your family telling you to turn it down if it is an electric guitar
2) to jam with your favorite songs freely
1) I took up the guitar recently for a play my day program is putting on, and the only way to practice playing it at home is by air guitar, since my brother had sold his guitar before this happened.
2) I have air-guitarred to Bon Jovi's "Have A Nice Day" My Chemical Romance's "Teenagers", and Nickelback's "Burn It To the Ground" where nobody could see me.
77👍 34👎
This generally happens when someone has been working out or stressing their torso and then a little poot comes out with an amazingly awful stench.
Holy crap, Lucas was exercizing and then he smelled horrible i think it was an air fart.
24👍 8👎
the only branch that has the officer-enlisted thing figured out, send the officers and leave the enlisted to deliver the mail to there moms. Also they get all the hot chicks, Have you seen army chicks?
I should have joined the Air force instead of the Army.
527👍 284👎
The thinning hair atop a balding man's head that you can see right through.
In the last seasons of his classic sitcom, Jerry Seinfeld's air hair became quite noticeable. So was Nicholas Cage's - before he really went bald and had to wear a piece in his films.
(This term was first coined by Mark Hänser of Boston, MA)
17👍 5👎
A polite warning that flatulent expellations have been released in the general vicinity. (See: Oops I crapped my pants)
"Look out for that air biscuit" or " Don't bite that air bisicuit" or simply the emphatic "air biscuit" upon expellation. A notably rank or stale air biscuit is often referred to as a Whisker biscuit as in "that's no air biscuit, that's a whisker biscuit" or "whiskey" biscuit.
259👍 133👎
Or Blair as Bmorians like to call it. A place, located in the middle of no where but the people think they run the world, full of rich families and their rich kids who all drive convertables. The Harford mall is the hang-out spot(that no one seems to remember pre-GAP) for the mall rats in middle school. When you hit high school, this can be upgraded to the Plaza, aka the parking lot between McD's and Superfresh. This usually doesnt last long, until you are all kicked out to Wawa down the street. There is nothing to do in this town, except smoke pot and have sex. Harford county is the number 2 county in the nation for growing pot, and its not a suprise. There is some kid everyother house who gorws pot either hiding it from their parents, or smoking it with them.
Next time you come to Bel Air, knock on a random door to score some home grown weed(if they don't, try the next door) and bang their mom. It's ok, you are in Bel Air.
Guy1: Can I score some marijuana?
Guy2: If i can bang your mom.
503👍 275👎