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deprismal anxiety

the condition in which you have depression, autism, and anxiety, and this, is obviously something you don't want

Guy 1: hey do you want to go to the town to watch the depressed dude and practice our social skills?
guy 2: no sorry I have deprismal anxiety
Guy 1: Is that even a real condition?
Guy 2: Well I'm not a doctor, are you?

by DATBOOMGUY April 2, 2020


Toxic Anxiety

Toxic anxiety occurs when an overwhelming base level of fearfulness towards the everyday world and ones limited control over it result in negative antisocial behavior and feeling strongly that you are a victim or a champion of victims. Toxic anxiety leads to extreme

nihilism, self victimization, bigotry, racisim and hatred toward those that have better circumstances the individual does as well as identity crises such as gender dysphagia.

Toxic anxiety is extremely prevalent in the woke and activist communities.

I ran into a group of feminist protestors on my way to work. They started screaming at me saying I was part of the patriarchy as a white male and that I should urinate sitting down. Their toxic anxiety towards men was to much to handle so I just walked through them letting out a juicy meat fart I had been saving since lunch. I could hear them all gagging as I walked away.

by ZIM001 June 9, 2023


primal separation anxiety disorder

1) The frictions caused by social obligations and gender roles conflicting with our natural or primal instincts that can increase or decrease relevant to the amount of adrenaline our bodies produce in response to the trauma of being forced to live this life not according to the natural order of things as they were intended.

2) At the root of mental illness.

"Here. Take a pill." Was the response from the psychiatrist when I shared the story of my last LSD experience when I heard a chorus of angels say, "Primal Separation Anxiety Disorder. Live in the woods a while and put your mind back to order."

by growmoreweed January 11, 2016


Texting Anxiety

The anxiety you get when texting someone, typically most people with a
anxiety have this.

You freak out and fear of not knowing how to respond back, the conversation starts to become dull and now you have absolutely NOTHING to talk about, unless the person your texting comes up with something. you say "be right back" because you feel like you're constantly being judged behind the screen and leave them on seen for days, weeks, months, or even years.

Person 1: I remember when that too!

Person 2: ok

Person 1: sorry I dont know how to start a conversation I have Texting anxiety

Person 2: k

Person 1: be right back

Seen 2 weeks ago

by Puppykittylover June 4, 2023


contingency anxiety

Fear of being ill- or under-prepared for a situation.

Dude, why are you packing three bottles of Astroglide for a weekend with Clarice?

It's contingency anxiety! What if a bottle cracks? What if it spills? Can't risk it! Gotta have back up...

by Thunnus November 12, 2012


Pooformance anxiety

When someone can’t take a #2 with people around or in a public bathroom.

I’d had serious pooformance anxiety at my boyfriends house. So I went home and sh*t my brains out at my house.

by Earlshy! April 27, 2024


Odometer anxiety

What drivers of leased cars suffer from due to mileage restrictions of 10-15 thousand miles per year.

I am stuck with a leased car for three years and this stupid dealership gave me only 12,000 miles per year. Since I have a long commute, it's clear I'll exceed it. This is why I have odometer anxiety!

by Leopards14 January 3, 2024