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post 9/11, when Americans started to realise the truth, the truth that they have been screwed in the ass so badly that they have became blind, that now the powers that be take huge advantage of this by starting oil wars, spreading fear and raging hate.
Not this time.
America has had enough-its now time to show your patriotism, not by sitting and leaving it to the fat cats in the house, but by making a change ourselfs, by not putting up with it any longer.
I have nothing against the American people, theyre just like the rest of us-fragile.
But i will not stand for a government that pushes others about, ignore the UN, and be's a complete C***.
Bush thought he could swing this war, that by the time hes out of power nobody would know a thing.
Not so. More secrets are found every day, more people are knowing, caring.
Keep it that way.
Show your true colours America. Show us youre not anti-immigrant, religous madmen, unthinking robots who are commanded, not led. Show you dont care what sexual diversity people have, taht all men should be treated equally and that you do love your planet. Dont be ruled by people less intelligent than you, like Bush the 2nd.
The mind is the greatest thing ever given to us. Use it well.
Patriotism is a sign of a weakening government, on its last knees and using its last tactics to win its battle.
We are winning. We will win. We must.
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A great friend is someone who’s always there for you and never gives up on you
Matthew. Hey man what’s up
Leo. Not much you
Matthew. WANT DISCORD BITRO
Leo ok your such a great friend
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Banter that is good but the word good isn't enough so the word GREAT is used
Tim:"Steve,your cooking is terrible!"
Steve:"no it isn't like yours is any better!"
Anthony:"great banter!"
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A sexual position similar to The Eiffel tower except that it involves 2 females and 1 male. The male lies flat on his back while the first female is sitting on his penis and the second female is sitting on his face, both kissing each other, forming The Great Pyramid.
Dude, I had 2 chicks form the Great Pyramid last night!
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June 5, 2020 - Donald Trump describing the sort of day George Floyd is having.
George is not having a great day. George is dead, killed in an incident of police brutality.
"Hopefully George is looking down and saying this is a great thing that's happening for our country. (It's) a great day for him. It's a great day for everybody," said Donald Trump, and who could make this up.
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To attempt to cum into a girl's mouth, but miss. Named after the novel, "The Great Gatsby".
Person 1: Julian tried to cum into this chick's mouth, but his cum didn't shoot far enough and completely missed the target.
Person 2: That sucks! Julian pulled "The Great Gatsby".
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Perhaps one of the most embarassing events in one's life can be the revelation of your bathroom business to another individual or even worse, to a group of peers.
With this having been said, an effective recourse is eliminating the evidence of your presence in the ominous bathroom stall -- stinking the bathroom up with scents reminiscent of a three-week old rotting carcus coupled with other countless rancid aromas.
What's the magic behind these means? Simply lift your legs to conceal your footwear from other pesky pissers who are eager and willing to notice your kicks when egressing from your bowl blater.
Henceforth, the act of lifting your legs in a bathroom stall to conceal your identitfying mark of your shoes/pants, shall be herein referred to as "The Great Poohdini" - coined by Jonathan Walsh, April 28th, 2004 at the University of Scranton.
aka: "goin' legs up" or "David Crapperfield"
"I think Doc was steaming out a raunchy log, I couldn't really tell...the sumbitch pulled the Great Poohdini on me as soon as I opened the door."
"Drew, if you're gonna shit in the Weinberg bathroom, you better go David Crapperfield, or Dave might tell that hot bitch about your pungent deuce."
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