My cat ate it

Sounds like an excuse from the 80's for why a kid didn't have their homework done on time, but if you're talking about why a houseplant is no longer with you, sometimes it's true.

Girl- Why is your houseplant dead? Were you too high to notice it needed water?

Guy- My cat ate it smartass.

Ate a round

Showing no sign of damage or reaction to something drastic

That Tank Ate a round.

dylan tyler ates

The one person in the world i would die for. They are so kind and giving but can never see it themselves. They are amazing kissers and can use they’re words extremely well. They get flustered at flirty comments as they are usually the flirty one.

Person a: You know Dylan Tyler Ates, that’s the man I’m gonna marry one day.
Person b: I wish I could find my Dylan Tyler Ates

Pig ate my pizza

When an ugly girl gags when giving you oral

Bro she was on some pig ate my pizza type shit if you know what I’m sayin lmao

you thought you ate that

when a mf says something with full arrogant confidence thinking they did something and are proud of themselves for it but in reality they just annoying and they look corny + are ratioed just by saying it

someone says a your mum joke and flicks their hair as if it’s literally 2013

- “you thought you ate that stfu”

Perfume-ate

When the smell of weed travels threw the bag

The fresh cut weed perfume-ate straight threw the bag

ate the worm

Getting drunk/stoned when you shouldn't have and in hindsight comparing yourself to a fish falling for a worm on a hook. This is originally a Ween lyric.

I ate the worm last night, and tonight I'll probably do it again.