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Awkward Babies

A hand gesture meant to be a rebuttal for the awkward turtle, usually accompanied by a verbal explanation.

It is formed by:

1. making the awkward turtle with your hands
2. seperating the hands so that they sit next to each other
3. balling both hands into fists and bumping them together twice
4. sticking out both pinkies and thumbs and rotating them forward

Guy: Hey, what's up?

Girl: I'm on my period...

Guy: *Awkward Turtle*

Girl: Awkward Turtle makes Awkward Babies *Awkward Babies*

by The Human Dictionary August 3, 2009

6๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


awkward silence

Can take place at different situations-for example when someone farts at dinner,or when u say "Dude,Fuck my boss!!!" and then u realize he's right behind u because of the way your job mate is staring at u...Or when u pass by a person u had the craziest sex with,2 days ago and u both were dopped as hell and then u realized it was your friends mother

Shawn:"dog' you're going to love my parents-my mom baked those delicious cookies for friday-now' I want to you to meet my mom-mom,this is Benny!"

---------awkward silence....-----------

me:"yeahh,hy,,miss...hey...---listen Shawn,where's the bathroom?..."

by Benny D1 March 22, 2007

53๐Ÿ‘ 55๐Ÿ‘Ž


delaney awkward

to stand around, trying to look hot, but its obvious your complertely oblivious, awkward, and uncomfterable.

guy: did you see that girl just standing there at the basketball game.

girl: yea, she was totally delaney awkward.

by kylie is cool January 4, 2008

19๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž


awkward sandwich

When two people are hugging and a third person comes up and hugs one of them from behind, pressing their crotch up against the person's ass, thus making an awkward sandwich.

"Hey Madi."
"Oh, hey, Kayla."
They hug each other. Hunter comes up and hugs Madi from behind and whispers, "Awkward Sandwich."

by chexxmix August 29, 2010

15๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Awkward Toro

A handmovement developed as an alternative to the Awkward Turtle while a group of teenagers lived in Spain for a month on a Study Abroad program.

The Awkward Toro is formed by forming all fingers into a fist except for the two index fingers and then wiggling both fingers around the temple area of one's skull, as if simulating a bull's horns.

I think I accidentally told my Spanish Family that I have herpes...awkward toro moment.

by Metallicfire August 10, 2006

8๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


awkward mittens

level 2 in the "Levels of Awkward". Mittens are just a little bit more awkward then turtles. I mean, think about it...essentially, you're left with one giant, flipper-like finger, and then a thumb, just kinda hanging out there in space. Awkward mittens is done by holding your hands up, facing out, with all the fingers together, and spinning the thumbs.

An example of an awkward mittens moment:

When your friend sees a picture of you and says, "Wow...you didn't have to make yourself look more ugly then you already are."

by SMM Youth Group June 8, 2007

14๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


An Awkward Max

When a boy goes to hug a girl from behind and in doing so, accidentally gropes that said girl.

Boy 1 : Hugs girl from behind
*Accidentally gropes girl*
Girl : Errmm could you get off me!?
Girl : He's just done An Awkward Max

by iMaKeuPrAnDomShIt April 17, 2011

13๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž