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A horrible battle in 2004 where there was a shortage of twinkies, so every woman named Jemima went to the twinkie warehouse and they fought a bloody battle. The Jemimas lost against the Cleophus's.
Man! I haven't seen this much carnage since the battle of the twinkies.
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Battle Pubes: A term utilized to describe the current grooming status of one's pubic hair. Battle pubes specifically identifies that the pubic region has undergone rigorous grooming in anticipation of sexual activity. This can be closely identified with a soldier that dawns camouflage paint prior to battle.
Man 1 "Man, I have a date with that hot girl tonight!"
Man 2 "Good luck man, I hope you tap that ass! Make sure you have your battle pubes ready to go."
Girl 1 "This guy ate my box last night, thankfully I was ready for battle and was rockin' my battle pubes."
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A brand new revolution is coming for colleges all around the world that will bring happiness and competition to all. The game is called BATTLE CAPS. Simmiliar to the hit classic BASEketball, the game revolves around a simple idea.
Objective:
To complete the 5 stages and have the most points at the end of the 5 stages. (65 Points Total)
The begin, flip the cap on a bottle of soda, the top is heads and the bottom ( area with hole) is tails.
Player starts behind the marker, usually the bottled beverage. The player places the goal, usually a small empty bag of chips or something of that nature, The player puts the cap on its side, puts their finger on top of it, and generates pressure to wheel it into the goal. Each stage gets farther and farther away from the marker.
Point System:
2 points for each goal made
1 point for each goal where the cap goes in and comes out
Stage 5: 2 points plus bomus:
1st Time Making it- 3 points
2nd Time Making it- 2 points
3rd Time Making it- 1 point
When playing, if the person misses the goal, its one strike.
Miss it again, two strikes.
Miss it again, the player is out. Next Persons turn.
If tie:
Goal is put at Stage 5 first person to make it in the goal wins.
Psyche outs are allowed, but no contact with the person, or the objects being used.
Battle Caps is the next generation of hacky sack!
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1.)(n) To be in Battle Mode is to have an erection
2.)(n) To be in Battle mode can also refer to putting on one's socks
(going into battle mode!)
1.) Hey Chris, check it out, I'm totally going into battle mode watching this music video
2.) Hey, you in Battle Mode yet, we have to go in five minutes!
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fatigue, suspenders.. worn by the US Army .
the tech gadgets are called 'pluggers' by the way; like communication equip, GPS and so on.
The grunts de-planed each with a mountain of battle rattle on his or her back, ready to fuck Iraq back to the stone age. YabaDabaFuck yoooooooooo!
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A recent war between the RIAA and MPAA and the entire rest of the intelligent population of America. Piracy was to be fought with the two bills SOPA and PIPA, which would effectively censor the Internet by taking down websites that are accused of copyright infringement, whether or not the website actually engaged in it. The battle resulted in victory for the Internet after thousands of popular websites blacked out on January 18, 2012, SOPA and PIPA were dropped.
How the Battle for the Internet started:
RIAA: "We're going to pass these bills so you don't steal our crap anymore."
Public: "No! These bills kill the Internet! It's a direct violation of the 1st Amendment!"
RIAA: "Fuck the 1st amendment! You guys are way too stupid to have your own opinion!"
Gandalf: (about SOPA/PIPA) "YOU SHALL NOT PASS"
Any liquor (mainly gin) mixed with either kool-aid, pink lemonade, or lemonade which is consumed while playing Mario Party.
Last night me and my brothers drank some battle punch.