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Anyone, at this very moment, right now, caught dead or alive living in the State of Michigan.
The State of Michigan last night made a desperate (it's usual emotional state these days, like that of a hysterical spinster) phone call to the West Coast pleading for either Arnold Schwarzenegger or Sylvester Stallone to come and 'save their dilapidated and sick ass' and somehow bring about a happy Capra-esque, Hollywood ending. The State did this on the grounds that, as President Reagan was already dead (is Bonzo available?), both B-movie actors were the only known living persons who, owing to their respective previous roles as 'lone macho warriors', could conceivably pick up the State 'all by themselves' and save it from such a 'horrible' fate (akin to Dr. Quinn Medicine Woman only this time with more testosterone). While Stallone could not be reached for comment, Schwarzenegger, when asked if he might agree to such a request admitted he already had quite a bit on his plate as current governor of California. "Besides," he added, "I would have to see the script first and certainly wouldn't want to go anywhere where I might wind up a Rust Belt Loser."
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To say something that is often too personal, usually irrelevant, and always unfair. The expression comes from boxing, in which it is illegal to hit an opponent below the belt.
To remind reformed alcoholics of their drinking problem is to hit below the belt.
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Usually caused by prolonged work on belt lines in a mine causing fatigue and depression on the workforce.
Im not feeling too good, think I'll have to phone in sick with the belt line blues.
Lining up shots of vodka on a treadmill then you and one friend have to drink as many shots as you can while another friend feeds more on the other side
Chris: yo I'm about to start the Russian conveyer belt!
Roger and Michael: lets go! Your ass could never put out enough shots in time!
Variant of white belt. A faddish, retro item that is momentarily proclaimed as fashionable but abandoned just as quickly. Also, someone who leaps on these trends in the hopes of being seen as cool, or who still follows the fad after its (brief) popularity has faded.
"Don't be such a white plastic belt; Trucker hats are out, and acid wash denim is never going to come back. Give it up."
"Facebook is just the new Friendster; people will start dropping it faster than a white plastic belt."
Some One who will act gay, but will not engage in sexual intercourse with some one from the same sex
Person #1: You're so gay!
Person #2: Yee, I am gay above the belt
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3-5 men spooning and feeding each other sandwiches over their shoulders
Hey bros! Let’s get together and make a Sandwich Conveyer Belt