Bike Rape

When you go to a school over the weekend and take one of the bikes left there and completely fuck it up. Ecspecially if you knock the wheel and handlebars off.

"Dude, we were doin some kickass bike raping."

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bike pirate

What pirates become when they hit land: pirates on bikes.

Time to throw anchor and go get some wenches. better grab my rum and my bike, because once i step off the ship ill have to be a bike pirate!

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rice bike

See crotch rocket

Same difference...

I saw a group of geeks on their rice bikes today.

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Bike Vegan

Often classified as one who is in a CULT with other bike vegans. Most Bike Vegans are hairy, have braided hair, and are always reaking of a foul stench such as Body Odor, Bad Vegan Food, and nasty breath. They often do not shower as well. Also they are known for riding in lanes in the city streets often found aruging with drivers because they feel they own the road. Most of them are also democrats and all have the same political views. It is easily confusing to mistake one Bike Vegan with the other as they are members of a homogenious cult. Mostly seen on elevators in the city of office buildings with their annoying knapsack strapped around them, their sweaty hair and sweaty clothes giving off a horrible foul stench.

Bike Vegan

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Bike Ninja

A bike cop, that hides in bushes and alley-ways looking for completely innocent students, and gives them MIP's etc.

Did you see that bike ninja tackle Eric a while ago.

Yea that ninja needs a stick poked through his spokes.

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bikes are for jerks

Term used by cyclists as a greeting.

As my friend, whom I had not seen in a couple weeks, passed me in the opposite direction, he shouted "Bikes are for jerks."

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Ghost Bike

An Electric (EAPC) Bike which has been manufactured above EAPC (Current UK Legal requirements) by exceeding the following:

Its electric motor:

1) must have a maximum power output of 250 watts
2) should not be able to propel the bike when it’s travelling more than 15.5mph

Thus meaning that the Ghost Bike is illegal as it is over powered and not registered with the DVLA and not displaying a valid registration plate. Meaning you can Ghost Finger with ease when a Gatso speed camera takes your photo.

I love my Ghost Bike, its just a shame the Gang Stalkers abuse it like they have me.

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