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A person who hacks into other people's facebooks and changes their statuses to, ususally, something highly inappropriate or embarrassing. When the victims realize what has happened it's usually too late. They find a copious amount of responses from other users of the site to further the embarrassment. Most of the time the identity of the hijacker is never revealed so the victims suffering from the attacks are always on their guard but constantly being attacked. They have to hide their phones & computers, and change their passwords but somehow can never outrun the wrath of the ruthless.
Dalila: OMG! did you read my latest post? It says I have 'mudd butt and bubble guts!' I'm so embarrassed.
Cliff: Well, what do you expect? You left your phone unattended and it was hijacked by a Facebook Bin Laden! It's probably Holley again...
Dalila: I need a beer.
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A bin lid is a pound coin (£) in British money.
Give me a bin-lid.
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When you have exhausted all other options, and/or have recently been dumped, and start going through old e-mails, texts and phone logs to see who you can scrounge up for a date or hook-up, so you can get some attention and feel temporarily better about yourself.
After Dave dumped me, I resorted to Recycling Bin Dating and found an old e-mail from John, since I dropped his ass last year and knew he would be dying to take me out.
Two shots and a splash of water.
Guy at bar to bartender: "I'm not sure what to have ..."
Bartender: "How about a Bin Laden Cocktail ..."
Guy: "What's that??"
Bartender: "Two shots and a splash of water."
Guy: "Ouch!"
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osama bin laden if he were a rubbish carrier
guy1:dammit, were out of osama bin liners
guy2:yes but praise allah we are not harmed!death to tthe infidels!
tom hurst:could you two shut the fuck up
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The term "Bin Laden Weed" orignates from Chicago street slang, but was first brought to national thug prominence by the 3-6 Mafia song of the same name. While the 3-6 Mafia claims that Bin Laden weed consists of a mixture of three diffferent sub-species of cannibus, the term is largely used in Chi-town as a synonym for extremely potent Hydro or otherwise very kind weed.
"I'm smokin on that fuckin Bin Laden"
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Penchant to practicing sexual acts of the oral variety on a member of the male gender.
Catherine Ocean was no stranger to the sausage bin, but when the jocks caught on to the the fact that she had over seven STDs displayed prominently on her face and started turning her down, she got depressed and became no stranger to the biscuit tin.
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