A shitty gel blaster company that a little white kid tried to make, he though he was gonna become Jeff Bezos but his company didn't get any sales so he ended up throwing those shitty guns in the bin which he bought for over $1000.
Beef - Hey do you want my gel beef blasters?
Shadam - No fuck off
A cup of coffee so strong that it's like methamphetamine
Hi may I have the bussy blaster cream master
When you run out of toilet paper and have to swish the water out of the bowl into your asscrack like a bidet.
I know my hands are covered in poop, I just had to pull a crack blaster.
When a country person has sex with their cousin
I just found out Linda had sex with her uncle.. what a cousin blaster
A person who takes no skill at aiming, then brags about how the weapon actually takes skill.
“GET THIS CLASH BLASTER PLAYER OUT OF THE GAME!!!”
After you eat taco bell you have an explosive shit
I was a baha blaster
A specialty BB that is 4.5mm in diameter and unlike its armor piercing heavy aluminum brother the coppertop, will push in excess of 800fps out of a spring powered daisy 340, let alone anything CO2. CO2 is pushing nearly 2500 fps with a blaster .13g as opposed to a coppertop .35g 4.5mm made out of high density PVC.
You better stop falsifying documents or your going to catch a blaster .177!