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Doberman Blowjob

A variant of the traditional blowjob but much less desirable since it involves teeth. When combined with dryness of the mouth, Doberman Blowjobs can result in severe cockburn.

After I socked my lady in the mouth, she gave me a wicked bad doberman blowjob.

by puddinghatch May 3, 2005

18๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Blowjob bar

A Bangkok institution; a bar where you get a blowjob, generally bareback, while enjoying your beer, usually in full view of the other patrons.

I was sitting in my favorite blowjob bar with my pants around my ankles and my dick deep in the throat of an LBFM and at least ten people watching me. I felt like a porn star!

by bobloblaw43 July 11, 2009

32๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


spanish blowjob

while caressing the erect male penis between the female mamories, at the male climax the femal opens her mouth and recives and swallows a portion of man juice (cum)

only try if u r one talented bitch

by kuc62 October 7, 2003

117๐Ÿ‘ 86๐Ÿ‘Ž


blowjob by proxy

When a blowjob has just occured and the blower french kisses
someone other then the blowee.
The person receiving the french kiss from the blower is said to be giving a blow job by proxy. Being they are enjoying the orgasmic residue and flavor of the blowee generally not knowing
that they are sharing in the proceeds of the blowjob.
Later wondering why others are calling them cock breath.

Bob: "Sally and I were at the pool when she gave me the blowjob of a lifetime! I blew a load that would choke a horse just as her husband walked outside. I dove in the pool pulling my suit up as she slide her tounge down his throat."
Sam: "Dude! That's too funny! Her husband gave you a blowjob by proxy!"

by jsd9632 January 26, 2012

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Swedish Blowjob

The act of non-consensual anal sex with a prior warning. In order for it to truly be considered a swedish blowjob the victim must be warned to stop an activity or they will be given a swedish blowjob. Typically a blowjob is an act of gratitude or admiration which makes the threat of a swedish blowjob appear less threatening to the would be victim, but is in actuality the most aggressive form of sexual penetration save only a skull rape.

"Stop being such a little bitch or I'm going to give you a swedish blowjob!"

"Come say that to my face and I'll give you a swedish blowjob!"

Or, in a slight variation, "I was doing so well and then I got a swedish blowjob".

by SwedishBlowjobRob July 5, 2010

128๐Ÿ‘ 99๐Ÿ‘Ž


Blowjob Enthusiast

A man or woman who loves to give blowjobs.

"Yo, did you hear Danielle was a blowjob enthusiast?"

"No way man, that's awesome!"

by FuckNinjas January 9, 2010

16๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


Rape Blowjob

The Rape Blowjob or RBJ is the act of forcing a blowjob on someone.

Sweetheart I didn't want that hot stripper to suck me in the back of your car, it was a rape blowjob.

by E and Goose September 20, 2009

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