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This is probably the apex of sexuality. It's when you have bad diarrhea while a female (or male I suppose if you are inclined) is giving you a blowjob and you remove your penis from his/her mouth and dip it into the chocolate toilet soup only to pull it back up and reinsert within her/his eager mouth for an extra saucy reentry. Pretty much a dream come true.
My boyfriend gives me the best fondue blumpkins after 4loko and Chipotle.
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An even grosser twist on the blumpkin that I randomly thought of one day. It is when a girl performs a blumpkin on a guy when he is shitting in a port-o-potty/port-o-john. Rumored to happen at the most redneck of places such as county fairs, nascar races and tractor pulls.
Mary-Sue gave Billy-Bob a redneck blumpkin at the tractor pull. This caused all Billy-Bob's friends to immediately become jealous and wish they could get one too. Billy-Bob was later quoted as saying "I'm gonna marry that girl one day".
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the act of throwing up and taking a poop while getting a blow job. You are excreting from all holes
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A rarely seen variation of the blumpkin. Instead of shitting into the toilet, the male shits on the womans chest and jerks off into the toilet or sink or anything that might be close enough to work as a receptor of your cum.
John:Last night i totally gave Laura an inverse blumpkin!
Jeremiah:What the fuck is that?
John:That bitch was on her back and i shit on and around her chest then blew my load onto Eds towel.
Jeremiah:That shit is cash yo.
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The act of mouth humping a judy whilst taking a dookie.
I was taking a mondo poo and my boo thang was all horny like, "Me so horny, me love long time." So, I had no choice but to give her a smashing blumpkin.
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The act of fellating oneself whist simultaneously taking a deuce
"Why is Ian taking so long?"
"Dude, it's an auto-blumpkin yo"
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A combination of a blumpkin and an alaskan pipeline.
Shitting while getting a blowjob and then putting it into a frozen condom to fuck a girl in the ass.
I gave her an alaska blumpkin.
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