The Greatest quarterback in NFL history to ever walk the face of this earth and he plays for the BEST team to ever be created and play in the NFL. hands down, no question.
Oakland Raiders Fan: hey, we won our 12th game in 8 years.
Patriots Fan: yea? we won more than 12 games in ONE year! just like every season..
Oakland Raiders Fan: WOW! Whos your quarterback?
Patriots fan: Tom Brady! fucking BEAST. Whos yours?
Oakland Raiders Fan: Jeff Garcia, Tom Brady is awesome and the best quarterback ever and The Patriots are the best NFL team ever? wow, I wonder what it feels like to win...
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The most conceited guy you'll probably ever meet. Also the whitest white boy ever. Brady's kinda a douche, and seems cool... but really, he doesn't get any girls and is probably a virgin. He's most likely skinny and tall, with a long head. (probably has a skinny dick too)
"I just met this guy at the bar who was such a Brady"
"Ugh I can't stand Brady's. They always have small dicks"
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The two-time Super Bowl Champion New England Patriots, led by quarterback Tom Brady
I predict it will be the Bears and the Brady Bunch in the 2007 Super Bowl.
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The act of spiking a football in your partners face at the point of climax, thus breaking their nose.
"She didn't know I knew she was cheating on me until I gave her a Marsha Brady!"
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Most overrated player on the New York Rangers. Gets paid 5 million a year for being incredibly vanilla & soft, doesnβt play to the whistle, and doesnβt use his size.
"Did you see how bad Brady Skjei played yesterday?"
"Haha yeah, that guy is trash!"
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This is about Brady the name. He is funny but can also be annoying. Watch out for him, he lies a lot and also they usually like dirt bikes. Watch out he's mean!
Brady The Name is different from the meaning to leave a room
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Fat and slow needs to go on a diet because he canβt even skate
Bradyβs Parsons a fuck
Jeez Brady Parsons youβre fat and slow
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