bread day

Bread day occurs on the same day on which the freshest loaf of bread you own reaches its expiry date. Though it often results from an unwillingness to eat said bread or completely forgetting about it, realizing it is bread day gives good cause to consume a disproportionate amount of bread that day to avoid wasting any of the loaf.

I brought four sandwiches to school today because it's bread day.

"Oh man, me and Todd ate so many grilled cheeses yesterday. Yeah, it was bread day."

butter bread

Butter bread is how lazy people say "bread with butter on it"

Dan: "Hey Jake, you want some of my butter bread?"
Jake: "Sure thing lover!"

Bread chasing

the act of hunting down some wild breads back in the day humans would chase the bread until it got tired so the humans could kill and eat it, but today it is often farmed in factory's. this bread gives the humans the carbohydrates that they need to survive and continue thriving.

(see below for a GIF of some ducks also hunting some bread)

kork: we need food me go hunt now
grok: wood food is good but try bread chasing this time brother
kork: good idea kork like this idea

eating bread

When your jammin' to dubstep.

Dude, i was eating bread to that dubstep.

whett breads

an egg that is fried inside a pre olive oil soaked slice of bread with large quantities of oil

hey anyone in the mood for some whett breads?

Bread Game

The Bread Game consists in a group of four or more men gathering around a bread in the floor while they all masturbate at the same time. The last men to ejaculate has to eat the bread full of cum as the others watch him eating.

Aw man, i can't believe i lost in the Bread Game, i had to eat that bread full of cum, it was horrible.

nanie bread

Aussie slang for banana bread

Oi Tabby, fang us a slice of nanie bread will ya!