Broken Heart

Lots of people say that when you have a broken heart that you will cry and be miserable. This isn’t true. If you have a broken heart you feel nothing. You are possibly incapable of falling in love ever again.

Person 1: He is really sad, she broke his heart

Person 2: But if he has a broken heart how does he still feel emotions?

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Broken humor

Someone with broken humor is someone who at stupid stuff

Guy 1 : i have broken humor
Guy 2 : *show 21st century humor*
Guy 1 : *dies of laughter*

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broken elevator

BROKEN ELEVATOR is an emphatic declaration indicating that something is wrong on SO many levels.

Friend 1: "Dude, that stripper still has staples in her C-section, it's that fresh"

Friend 2: "Broken elevator"

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broken dreams

When the condom explodes inside your girl or guy if you are into that kind of thing.....

After sex I noticed the condom was gone and my girl told me it must have been broken dreams.

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Broken Matt Hardy

Matt Hardy's personality after Jeff Hardy put him in the hospital. Speaks with an English accent, refers to people by their middle names, has premonitions, and deletes people from existence. Broken Matt also likes to bite TNA fans and has turned his brother Jeff into an Obsolete Mule, now known as Brother Nero. Broken Matt also has a gardener named Senor Benjamin who specializes in preparing the battlefield for massacre, a drone named Vangaurd 1 who commands Matt's fleet of assault drones and a Dilapidated Boat named Skasguard who saved Matt's life from a Brother Nero attack.

Broken Matt Hardy, you are really weirding me out right now.

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Broken Bird Syndrome

Women/Men who have broken bird syndrome tend to gravitate towards people they want/feel the need to mother,nurse,and/or nurture back into wholeness.They tend to give their all but not receive a lot in return ultimately leading them to grow resentful in their seemingly one-sided relationship.

P#1-"I don't understand why she's staying with him when he's so damaged."
P#2-"I don't know seems to me like she has BROKEN BIRD SYNDROME."

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Broken Social Scene

An awesome indie/alternative band. Best known for songs like Anthems for a Seventeen Year Old Girl, Stars and Sons, Looks just like the Sun and 7/4 (Shoreline) which was released as a feature on YouTube. Emily Haines from Metric often does vocals for them.

Looking for some refreshing indie music? Buy "You Forgot It In People" by Broken Social Scene.

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