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breezing and bullshitting

The act of moving and speaking very quickly in a moment of desperation, usually when one is experiencing extreme anxiety, or just wants to tell another person exactly what he or she wants to hear. Basically, breezing and bullshitting means to lie up a storm in a very obvious and obnoxious fashion. If you get in a deep conversation while yayed, breezing and bullshitting is common.

I was worried the cop would find my stash, so I started breezing and bullshitting my ass out of the cuffs.

by T Hizzle April 15, 2005

6πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


Huckleberry bullshit

A level of frustrating, time-wasting, and sometimes derogatory information and/or action that is based in malicious ignorance. Usually the information/action have no rational (i.e. Common sense) or useful basis.

most common with inferior higher-ups in a heirarchy who desperately need to feel superior.

Coined during a meeting in 2008, after a night in a NYC gay bar.

Boss: I know I've never sold apples, but we should develop a way they could be peeled like a banana and that would help sales.

Employee 1 to employee 2: What is this huckleberry bullshit.

by Jasperbrown March 11, 2010

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Conflicting Bullshits

When a controversial issue/problem has surrounding it more than one version of the events told by different sides, but none of it is true because the real story behind the issue/problem is more problematic than is the lies that is being told in its sake- and the lies themselves, are so confusion and convoluted that it's best to leave the entire situation alone and have a cold Coors Light than to dig into any of it!

Conflicting Bullshits: When your lover says that they are is going to a co-worker that they hates' birthday party for 8pm, and someone told you that they saw them at the store with their ex-lover at 9pm, who is reportedly and to your knowledge in another country, but then also said that they also met your lover at a "party" at 8:30pm also that was not a birthday party-- but your lover really was at a satanic ritual sacrifice, in an attempt to keep your love forever.

by Bad Appleseed December 4, 2010

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


bullshit card

this would be an imaginary card I would pull out of the air, that states what you just told me was complete bullshit? a lie.

My co worker told me that he had sex 41 times in 24 hours. I told him, I'm pulling the bullshit card on that story.

by maddmann72 November 12, 2013

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


bullshit brace

A fat fucking nerdy cunt

go outside bullshit brace

by jackisnotmyname.com October 13, 2016

3πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Mathematical Bullshit

The lie that an educated person needs to be versed in both probability and statistics, besides being fluent in applied arithmetic, to function confidently in life.

Unless they’re a math teacher or textbook writer, folks from most walks of life hardly need anything beyond grade four math to handle everyday numbers seamlesslyβ€”that they require higher math to succeed in life is nothing but mathematical bullshit.

by MathPlus October 28, 2017

295πŸ‘ 396πŸ‘Ž


Fucking Bullshit

The action of fucking bull shit.

"Wow, your really fucking bullshit dude" Says Dave

"Yeah.. Oh, YEAH!" Replies Darreth.

by Nephos April 2, 2011

34πŸ‘ 40πŸ‘Ž