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Baby Burrito

A adorable baby wrapped in a blanket.

AWWWWW, that baby burrito is snug as a bug in a rug!

by Luke Hemming's lover April 7, 2016


Burrito Slapped

In reference to the viral video "Arizona racist white ladies threaten Mexican people". Basically when some arrogant people need to be knocked the fuck down! In the video two girls complained about burritos..therefore they should be slapped in their mother fucking ugly ass faces with a burrito. Maybe they'll look better an thank us.

Person 1: Did you see that racist video?!!
Person 3: yeah! Bitch about to get burrito slapped!

by Mc_Lovin' January 5, 2012


Mucho Burrito

When your friend gets so drunk he pukes his Mucho Burrito into the sink and taints everyone’s memory forever

My pulled a Mucho Burrito in the sink last night

by DrainOKing January 22, 2022


Burrito Transfer

When you lay butt to butt in bed after eating obscene amounts of mexican food(i.e. Smothered Burritos, Chile Con Queso, taquitos, etc.) with your partner, and you both unexpectedly fart into eachothers buttholes, therefore transferring eachother gasses into your respective GI tracts.

She Burrito Transferred me so hard, I fell out of bed.
Can't wait to go to bed and Burrito Transfer with you tonight, babe.
We spent 3 hours at El Paraiso, then spent 8 hours Burrito Transferring.

by BurritoDaddy January 3, 2022


Burrito mood

My spicy burrito Kamile is a big fat mood. Just her lifestyle is a mood. Burrito moods are the best moods!

Your such a burrito mood

by Temenxo February 4, 2020


Dante's Burrito

The food that is eaten, could be a literal burrito or a burger or any food that causes gastrointestinal Hell.

Last night, my friends and I went to a restaurant and I had a Dante's Burrito. I went to Hell for about a half-hour, or so.

by Cryptic anonymity August 13, 2017


cloudy burrito

(n): When a straight man is drinking and extremely horny and decides to have sexual intercourse with another very drunk man.

Last Thursday you where out drinking with with your friends and no girl was going to be going home with you, so you had a cloudy burrito with your best friend and now you don't talk any more.

by Mertenith November 7, 2013