Butter Skips

That greasy, warm buttery feeling between the butt cheeks when you skip to the bathroom for a wipe after sharting yourself.

Frank left this cubicle with the butter skips.

All that boiled cabbage last night gave me the butter skips today.

Toilet Butter

Toilet Butter is made when you piss and shit in a toilet and leave it sitting there so it turns a nasty yellow-orangish looking color, and can sometimes develop a slimy texture.

"Jessica showed me her toilet butter yesterday. It was fucking disgusting!"

gnar butter

A phrase describing the totality of terrain that a skier descends on in the mountains, including steepness, snow quality, and obstacles. It is typically described as having "too much" or "not enough." See shred bread for similar phrase.

That backcountry ski line with cliffs, breakable crust, and dense trees had a lot of gnar butter. Let's spread some gnar butter on the shred bread.

Crumb butter

The reminance of unused butter that has been scaped off the knife and resides on the rim of the butter tub

Me: We've run out of butter
Gf: Have you used the crumb butter?
Me: No, im not homeless

Butter Imp

Someone who looks like...
A) A melted GI Joe figurine
B) Jabba the Hutt in a sauna
C) The sweaty lovechild of Herman Munster and Grimace
D) All of the above

Ted Cruz is probably my favorite butter imp.

Convo-butter

One who compulsively interrupts or butts in to other people's conversatons without being invited.

Ugh! Bob is such a convo-butter! He's always interrupting our private conversations.
Hey I don't mean to be a convo-butter but what you said to Bob is compleatly wrong.

pp butter

A refined way to say lube.

Anna: „what do you need from the store?”
Kit: „pp butter”
Anna: „wtf”