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your only friend which is a cactus and you stroke it every day. If you have a cactus boi then you are most likely lonely and you should get some friends.
"oh is that a cactus boi, ill be your friend!"
Simultaneously shoving a dick and viabrater up a mans ass
"YO STEVE MY BOI HARLEY JUST AFRICAN CACTUS'D MY MOM"
Shoving both a penis and a dildo up someones ass
"YO DUDE! My mate just used the African Cactus on me"
I guy who has spikey ball hairs and they hurt vaginas
That cactus junk hurt my vagina
The act of eating out a floppy, smelly Vagina.
When Jerry was drunk he decided that he was going to start swagging a cactus. He later regretted it, saying that the taste never really left his mouth.