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An item that is painful to start with, became even more painful.
Normally thrown into a sentence as a threat.
Guy: Hey babe, how about you and I--
Girl: Touch me or even finish that sentence and I will fuck you with a Diamond-studded cactus.
When saying fuck you isn't good enough...this insult is enough to kill a man
Guy: ur a bitch
You: Oh go fuck a cactus
S0mething you say to a person that really just is that pain in your ass,
(if your a girl this is not recomended)
OMG did you just piss in my cola??! GO FUCK A CACTUS
I hate living in the desert! Damn cactus rats keep eating my cats!
A cactus rat is a slang term for a porcupine. The sharp quills on the porcupines back and tail represent the prickliness of a cactus. A rat is also a long distance family member of a porcupine (both are rodents).
Bob, don’t let the dog outside tonight. Those darn cactus rats a roaming the yard again!
The COOLEST superhero ever to exist. He is able to defeat one punch man one hit with his glorious attacks!!
Ps. Senior Cactus did not write this.
Guy1:Woah i want to be just like senior cactus when i grow up.
Guy2:shut up Timmy no one cares about you!
pussy cactus is a world renowned 4 member band, for more information: @buzzycactusofficial on instagram
“hey rebecca have you listened to pussy cactus’ new single”
“no?”
“its so good! it made my bussy vibrate”