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A place a human-being is sent against their will to receive a washing of the brain, so as to stamp out independent thought and deep contemplation associated with meta-cognition and philosophy. An indoctrination camp will relentlessly smash into the brain of unsuspecting children ideas such as Germ Theory, Theory of Evolution, Dinosaurs, Helio-centrism etc, etc.
Sheep: Gonna send my little Johnny to the indoctrination camps so he can get his PHD and continue to push the absurdities of the modern world into the next generations.
Sarah: Are you stupid?
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The worst excuse for camping known to human-kind. Spoiled brats pack up their satellite tv, pre-marinated steaks, and all that other jizz that they "need" to go camping. They then sit all day in the RV and don't even enjoy nature like a real man.
Real outdoorsman: hey dude, let's go tent camping in the middle of the canadian wilderness. we can grow beards, fish, and check out some awesome scenery!
RV camper: Nah, I'm gonna go RV camping with my buddies, we are gonna drink cold beers, Sit inside all day, and watch the outdoor channel on our new satellite tv.
Real outdoorsman: Screw you, I'm going to enjoy life the right way
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All boys camp that sounds kinda gay but is actually wicked sweet because i dont have to shower at all the entire stay.
Dude, you smell bad. Have you been to Lawrence?
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When some one wishes to run the campsite with an iron fist like at a concentration camp.
Chris, what the fuck, i just cleaned all the dishes. Your such a camp nazi!
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A camp in Monkton, Maryland where children grow to be free spirited, compassionate human beings. Complete with sharktopi and leprechauns, Nature Camp teaches children of all ages to macreme, play initiatives, and swing on big swings. Strong friendships are formed and many fall in love due to the magic encompassing Nature Camp.
Person 1: Hey, what are you doing this summer?
Person 2: I'm going to Nature Camp.
Person 1: OMG it's seriously called 'Nature Camp'?
Person 2: I love Nature Camp.
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Some say it is the best place on Earth.
It is a place where every summer, a group of like minded, geeky and goofy kids with instuments all migrate to a common place to spend a week or two (three if you're serious) playing their instuments with each other. It is also a place where it's OK to wear your glasses instead of contacts.
The first time I ever went to summer camp, I went to BAND CAMP! And shall continue to do so....
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An all girls camp where a large number of girls go and frolic together in Tennessee. They do things such as: Skinny Dip, weight-lifting, canoe races, and spooning.
Kim: I went to Camp Monterey!
Jim: Isnt that where all the lesbians go?
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