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When a woman, while engaged in doggy-style sex, reaches between her legs to fondle a man's balls.
Also see: playing quarterback
Guy 1: Man, I love it when my girlfriend is "playing center".
Guy 2: What the hell does that mean?
Guy 1: Look it up on Urban Dictionary.
adj.
A person that does not think of other people or living beings as having agency, emotions or significance.
A person that expects the world to change shape to fit their personal needs. (eg. they litter, spit everywhere, park horribly etc.)
Someone that expects others to dance to their tune and gets outraged at opposition.
A:"aww that same dude left the cart in the lot again!" B:"Yeah, he's a stupid-centered jerk."
A"People that litter are the worst." B:"I agree, those stupid-centered creatures are horrible"
A discord server that's basically for therapy, Owned by Stin
(cord.)
Pro: Hey have you joined TTC?
Noob: Whats a TTC?
Pro: TTC stands for the therapy center!
P1:Hey are you suicidal?
P2: Yeah, why?
P1: you should join the therapy center bro
(noun)
A Basketball player who hit a growth spurt way too early in their life and ended up being the only kid above 6 foot in middle school on the team. As a result, they were constantly put at the center position and never had the opportunity to develop any other skills related to any other positions. Later, when everyone else fills out, they are no longer the tallest and are stuck with the skillset of a position irrelevant to their height. As such, they frequently end up either quitting the sport or failing spectacularly due to this.
"David got cut from the team because he kept getting blocked in the post, buddy was a 6'2 center in middle school and now he can't play any other position, poor bastard."
Park Center Senior high or PHS is a school where “every body gets along” the teacher’s? Don’t even start. They’re so cheap they all went to that ghetto ass school and now they’re trying to teach us? Please! I’m still learning the same shit form 7th grade! Let’s not forget the smelly ass bathroom by the front of the schools, I’m sorry but y’all stank like ass. Bad ass, please stop doing your hair with bacons grease in the bathroom. It’s 8am and y’all smoke a whole ass joint on the bus or in the mf bathroom. Y’all good? No. I’m sorry but y’all Asian girls NEED to stop sharing a strawberry vape or a whole ass vape in general. I’m sorry for the girls who get pregnant by those low life guys and leave you! Y’all are strong!
Group of kids in the hallway at 7:00 before school fucken starts: *whisper*
*passes group of kids 2*
Group of kids 2: I’m pullin up to the mf school and shooting this shit down, *throws random gang signs up*
Group of kids 1 shocked: nahh, y’all bitch ass mother fuckers-
Administration: FUCKEN STOP, you BETTER STOP.
Snapchat: I’m shooting this school down, I’m calling all my homies, getting my two’s tomorrow
School administrators:**PANIC PANIC PANIC**
Sports students: omg I’m scare that we’re gonna get shot guys whahahaha.
Students: what, what’s going on?!
Police around the whole school: *mother fuckers waisting my time again*
Me: y-you think those mother fuckers are smart enough to do that?!!
Sarah: omg he goes to Park Center Senior high He must be hot!
Kid from PHS: no he’s ugly in the inside. Sorry