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A place where stupid people go to cash checks for ridiculous un-fathomable fees that never understood how to add and subtract. If you think it’s convenient just understand that you are contributing to a 3 foot tall 800 pound mans ferrari and mansion payments. They sponsor some shitty wigger rapper and are so encumbered with greed and no acknowledgement of anyone other then themselves if there was a purge i know too many people that would spend the whole purge time severing limbs torturing, seeing how many hundred dollar bills that fat piece of shit can eat , etc. etc.
Damn I make 3k a month but can’t manage money worth a fuck. Let’s take my pay stub to check into cash so I can get a payday loan because it makes me fully erect when I think about making payments for two years on a loan for a single week of pay. Thanks you fat greedy fuck.
A word improperly used when trying to let someone down that you have no interest in thinking it will put them down lightly. When in reality it only ticks them off because you couldn't just be upfront and tell them No. It's improperly used because they never cash it in which is the whole point of a raincheck.
Aww how sweet, I already have plans for today with my Girlfriends I will have to put a Rain Check on that and maybe follow up.
When you listen to a song you like in public but would be embarassed or emasculated if someone knew you where listening to it, so you pull your head phones down and check to make sure they aren't loud enough for other people to hear your music. Usaully if too loud you lower the volume or switch songs to avoid getting called gay if some one where to hear.
guy1 " dude did you see that guy during study hall he pulled a headphone check"
Guy2 " yeah I was sitting next while he was listening to Britney spears he pulled a headphone check to confirm his fear that I could her what he was listening to.
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Cellphone, wallet, keys check. Padding your pockets to reassure yourself you still have everything you put in them.
Stephen woke up in a strange backyard with a nasty hangover, but was instantly reassured when his cwk check passed.
When you see something on Facebook that you think might be insensitive, politically incorrect, or discriminatory but you decide to ask a friend before you blow it up.
Man, FB just came back with a woman as the first result when I searched for a .gif for “evil face”, can I get a woke check?
Checking in into an establishment on Foursquare when you're around the area but not really there. Usually done by people who just want to unlock badges or get mayorships.
Friend: "Hey, I saw you checked into Wal-Mart last night, I was there, but didn't see you!"
You: "Yea, that was a drive-by check-in. I just wanna make sure I was still mayor."
When you stick your finger up your opponent's asshole.
"Bro if he's got you in a hold check their oil, he'll let go.... unless he's gay then hang on for a ride homie"