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another word for pap smear. "pap" makes you think of sounds,like popping, smacking, or old people without teeth gumming food. smear gives the false illusion of bagels being in the picture.
glitter check sounds less threatening, more clean, and less like your grandmas gynecology.
A:I totally went to the gyno for a glitter check.
B: I'm so glad we call it that now. So much more pleasant sounding than pap smear.
Verifying the correctness of information by saying or posting something that is wrong, and having people correct you.
The people doing the correcting are typically known as "suckers."
In short, slack-checking is like fact-checking, with less work involved (except for the suckers).
1. Why bother reading about it when you can slack-check it on the internet?
2. (In a 1675 letter by Isaac Newton's lesser-known, wiser and lazier twin brother): "If I have seen further it is by slack-checking on the shoulders of Giants."
When you work at a restaurant, you call check the ice when there is a hot girl.
(Girl pulls up in drive thru). "Hey John, check the ice." (John walks over to window and looks at girl, and agrees). "Hell yeah check the ice".
Cellphone, wallet, keys check. Padding your pockets to reassure yourself you still have everything you put in them.
Stephen woke up in a strange backyard with a nasty hangover, but was instantly reassured when his cwk check passed.
When you listen to a song you like in public but would be embarassed or emasculated if someone knew you where listening to it, so you pull your head phones down and check to make sure they aren't loud enough for other people to hear your music. Usaully if too loud you lower the volume or switch songs to avoid getting called gay if some one where to hear.
guy1 " dude did you see that guy during study hall he pulled a headphone check"
Guy2 " yeah I was sitting next while he was listening to Britney spears he pulled a headphone check to confirm his fear that I could her what he was listening to.
When you see something on Facebook that you think might be insensitive, politically incorrect, or discriminatory but you decide to ask a friend before you blow it up.
Man, FB just came back with a woman as the first result when I searched for a .gif for “evil face”, can I get a woke check?
Checking in into an establishment on Foursquare when you're around the area but not really there. Usually done by people who just want to unlock badges or get mayorships.
Friend: "Hey, I saw you checked into Wal-Mart last night, I was there, but didn't see you!"
You: "Yea, that was a drive-by check-in. I just wanna make sure I was still mayor."