chi charge

A break or vacation taken specifically to cleans your inner energy (your chi) from the dirty daily tasks forced on the masses by corporate America.

Bob: Hey, Joe how was your week?

Joe: Not good Bob! I really had to slap on the knee pads for the boss this week. He was on a rampage.

Bob: Sounds like you need a Chi Charge weekend.

Joe: Ya, I already have it all planned out. Going to the cabin with the gang for hiking, fishing and a whole lotta partying

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Chi-yapped

To without fail throw a wrench into any organized situation that was running smoothly up to that point. Then walk away as if it was not a problem, and if it was a problem it was not his problem!

I had every early order waiting in the system and ready to send to the proper companies. I was awaiting confirmation from my general manager so that all things could be place properly and in a timely fashion when...BAM he "Chi-yapped" me and failed to review and summit the orders leaving him and his company short handed on product before we even started our new season.

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Ho-Chi

The art of fighting a ho uses. sort of like ti-chi but not

Man: babe we need to talk
HO: dont mess wit me i know Ho-Chi

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Chi Psi

Have you seen Borat? Remember the scene where Borat is in the RV with the fraternity brothers?

Yep, they were Chi Psi brothers at the University of South Carolina.

End of explanation.

Girl 1: There's a party at the lodge tonight.
Girl 2: I'll go, but I have to be drunk first because I can't handle the awkward brothers there if I'm sober.
Girl 1: Damn straight. Chi Psi is so amusing.

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Chi-mo

Sometimes Chinese people get fed up with their parents and life. A Chinese Emo.

This is the result: www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tcm5sSXg9ao

Chi-mo: OH MY GOD! I cut off my hand!

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Chi-Town

A city in Illinois where all the losers,dopeheads,welfare mothers and thieves live(also known as Nigcagoans).recognized by its stench and the sound of tax money being sucked from southern Illinois(south of 64)

Chi-town person"yea im from Chi-Town dont fuck wid me"
normal person"kick to the sack"
Chi-Town Person"crying....MAAAAA(sounds like a sheep bleeting..actualy means mother

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dirty chi

when one is doing the doggy style and jumps up on partners shoulders and wipes dirty ass juice on partners back

fucking this biatch in the but and jumped on her back and gave her ...girl you know the dirty chi aint wrong

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