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chipotle child

The massive shit taken after a meal at chipotle.

Dude, I almost passed a chipotle child in my car.

by Boshjuno April 5, 2015

10420πŸ‘ 7019πŸ‘Ž


granola child

a modern hippie. One who "enjoys" tie-dye, granola and peace...man.

like...whoa...a granola child

by gracie lucy June 29, 2006

48πŸ‘ 23πŸ‘Ž


Man Child

A man child is an individual (usually male) who still hold traits of a child (adolescent). These traits include whining, pettiness, insecurity and not being able to take the blame.

Willam "Fubar" Lang is a big fat man child.

by Yeti86 February 11, 2019

20πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


Miracle child

Someone that should not be alive.

Deputy Goss is a miracle child. He was born with a cyst on his liver.

by Not1055 June 4, 2019


Putrid Child

A nickname/insult for a friend/enemy. Can be used sarcastically or seriously and can be a good or bad thing. They person does not actually need to be putrid or a child for you to say this to them. Actually works best when they're older than you and clean. Can often be compared to calling to someone a scurvy dog

Old Man in store: "You took the last carton of eggs! How dare you! Respect your elders!"
You (Either seriously or non-seriously): "Shut up, putrid child."

by OneScurvyDog January 13, 2020


The holy child

An innocent person surrounded by sexual people, usually male.

β€œHay did you hear that that group that Dylan with is super sexual β€œ
β€œYah but he’s the holy child bro”

by LDOS1334 October 19, 2017


stepford child

Pre-programmed, lacking authenticity.
This term is borrowed from the fictional suburb of Stepford, Connecticut in Ira Levin's 1972 novel, The Stepford Wives, later made into movies (in 1975 and 2004).

Society replaces its children with attractive robotic dolls devoid of emotion or thought.

1.) She's such a stepford child, she will do anything her parents tell her to do.

2.) I just got back from the mall, the stepford children are all buying the same clothes.

by SLim de Marko December 14, 2015