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chipotle child

The massive shit taken after a meal at chipotle.

Dude, I almost passed a chipotle child in my car.

by Boshjuno April 5, 2015

10420πŸ‘ 7019πŸ‘Ž


granola child

a modern hippie. One who "enjoys" tie-dye, granola and peace...man.

like...whoa...a granola child

by gracie lucy June 29, 2006

48πŸ‘ 23πŸ‘Ž


Man Child

A man child is an individual (usually male) who still hold traits of a child (adolescent). These traits include whining, pettiness, insecurity and not being able to take the blame.

Willam "Fubar" Lang is a big fat man child.

by Yeti86 February 11, 2019

19πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


orange child

Children who witnessed domestic violence or intimate partner violence.

He is an Orange Child.

by kgzmomm1 September 19, 2019


fraud child

A fraud child is a child whos mother receives child support from a man that did not father the child. This happens when a woman names a man as the childs father when the mother knows or suspects that the man she has named is not the biological father in order to receive financial support.

The judge determined he must continue to pay child support on the fraud child until the fraud child turns 18.

by Kmccuistion December 12, 2016


Bald Childe

A douchbag Italian that has an adopted sister, he thinks he’s the hottest shit in school but in reality he’s just a pussy.

Person 1: hey who’s the douchy of the douchy-ist kid in school?
Person 2: oh yea you meant bald childe

by Kai Wreck Things March 26, 2021


Ether Child

A person who never fully becomes a regular functioning member of society because they were raised by ether. The ether child can be very successful but never fully "mature" due to the lack of proper role models.

Person 1: "Hey man did you see that guy? He's totally an Ether Child.
Person 2: "Yo bro im lit fam what's good I just banged my boss and got fired but it's whatever cause i'm totally an Ether Child."
Person 3: "Ayeee lmaoo props"

by EtherChild November 11, 2019