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Cock Fight

The tension between two or more males when the amount of females is greatly outnumbered by the number of males at a party. Generally occurs when a few females are invited to a sausage fest, and all the guys begin to compete for their attention.

Person 1: Hey, was the party fun last night?
Person 2: Eh, it started out as a sausage fest then turned into a cock fight when Hailey and Deb showed up.

by half_dime June 21, 2011

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Cock Tantrum

When you really REALLY need a man's cock and he won't bring it to you immediately, you lose control and have a cock tantrum. When standard cockpleading and defiantly pushing out your lower lip fails, the scene can rapidly descend to wild breathless screaming, flushed threats and aggressive tearing of clothes. A full outburst can only be fixed by a stern, hard spanking and fucking.

"Kollin, please fuck me, I am wet for you all day long. PLEASE. I beg you. I am desperate for your cock, please let me be your slut. My mouth, my pussy, my ass, I don't fucking care, just fill me with your cum. I am impatient for your cum. If you don't take me home and fuck me RIGHT NOW Kollin I will have a cock tantrum, I fucking mean it".

by Suzanne's Greedy Mouth July 23, 2014

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Cock Happy

This expression can be used to describe anyone, male, female or transgender. When applied to a male it usually means that he is a monkey fucking idiot who thinks only about sex and is only happy when he is using his cock and will use it on any female even the most minging munter imaginable. When applied to a female the implication is that she is a nymphomaniac and is only happy when she has a cock, any cock, even that of a monkey fucking idiot inside her. With transgender either or both definitions could apply.

Malcolm would like to be cock happy, but he washed it for the first time and it shrank to a winky.

by AKACroatalin December 29, 2016

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croatian cock

Croatian Cock is known as one of the biggest, thickest and longest in the world.

There goes Tomislav again. He has a foot long Eastern European Croatian Cock! Tomislav pounded her so hard that she couldn't walk for a week.

by Luck of the Irish January 19, 2017

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Cock Tingley

When you sit on your penis for too long, and it falls asleep.

Ahh dude I need to stand up, I have a cock tingley.

by lockenload23 July 17, 2016


cock hunt

Cock hunt is a game that contains a dildo. You and a group of friends get together and decide who gets to hide the dildo. the person gets one minute to hide the dildo. when he/she is done they scream "cock hunt!!!" and everyone goes off to find the dildo. when the dildo is found the person that found it gets to chose what opponent has to get the dildo shoved up their ass.

Austin: "I used to be into girls."
Tim: "what happened?"
Austin: "I played cock hunt and had a dildo shoved up my ass"
*Tim tries cock hunt*
Tim: "i'm gay now"

by JacobM1998 October 31, 2013


Brioche Cock

When a man tries to engage in intercourse, but cannot seal the deal due to having a flaccid penis induced by excessive amounts of alcohol/drugs. Usually resembling a brioche roll.

Man 1: 'Hey man, did you shag her last night'
Man 2: 'Nah man, that bag of sniff gave me a proper brioche cock'

by yerkshirelad January 31, 2015

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