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Being in a state of sadness or depression over coffee; when a barista won't tell you what wonderful drink they made you; not knowing what drink to get or not having a favorite beverage
"My favorite drink was seasonal and now it's gone. I'm in coffee misery."
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the coffee you have at night before heading out to the bar/pub/club etc.
"If I don't down a DISCO COFFEE I'm gonna fall asleep at the club."
"Wake up and stop being a bring down. You need a DISCO COFFEE or I'm going to that party without you."
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The bowel movement you just had which was highly motivated, driven, and/or inspired by the cup of coffee you drank less than an hour ago.
Somehow, I don't get coffee craps when I drink decaf.
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Making a great cup of coffee in the backcountry is easy when you prepare it the way cowboys have done for over a century. Simply pour the coffee grounds into a cup of hot water and stir. Most of the coffee will dissolve in the water. The remaining grains are then sifted through the front teeth. This is also a great solution for poor people who cannot affort a $5 cup of joe from Starbucks.
"That homeless guy must have just had a cup of cowboy coffee. His teeth are full of coffee grounds!"
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Turkish coffee (also referred as Greek or Arabic Coffee) is coffee that is prepared in a specific way. It's pretty dark and thick, and tastes more like espresso, served with water for some health-related reason. It is common throughout the Middle East, North Africa and Balkan countries. It's considered a traditional beverage served in Turkish, Greek, Balkan and Arabic restaurants around the world.
Surprisingly enough, the best Turkish coffee I've ever had was in a Turkish restaurant in Berlin rather than anywhere in Turkey.
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A form of visual odor involving someone who looks as if his or her breath always reeks of stale coffee.
Wide-mouthed sitcom star Valerie Harper has always looked like she's got perpetual coffee-breath.
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That quick sudden urge, when you have been sitting in all day drinking coffee to go to the toilet. Usually hits you just when you really don't need it, like in the middle of a film or game.
"Shit! Quick Tarquin take the controls. I'm winning this round of call of duty but the coffee piss has just struck, don't get me killed too many times man."
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