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The wildest place on the internet.
If you scroll in an Instagram comment section, you are guaranteed to find bullying, racial slurs, hate paragraphs, and inappropriate GIFs.
Guy 1: Have you seen how wild Instagram comments are recently?
Guy 2: Yeah, especially on little kid's posts.
Synonym for hell on earth. It is a place where nothing is safe. Some comments may cause disgust in the viewer. No mercy is allowed and you will get calles the n-word more times than you can count.
Person 1: "Did you see these instagram comments on this disabled child's post?"
Person 2: "No, what did they say?"
Person 1: "Bro looks like Quagmire đź’€", "nigga is built like Crimson chin" , "Retigga", " Giggity ahh face".
This phrase indicates a “woke” instagram account with zero basis in reality. Their post likely lack any factual or logical basis and therefore can’t stand up to any outside criticism or commentary. The phrase is used to reassure viewers that their echo chamber is safe from *trigger warning* outside penetration.
My fish Josh identifies as a guppy. Doctors assigned him shark at birth, but he has had numerous experimental surgeries to affirm his identity as a guppy. We’ve had issues with other fishes swimming into Josh’s stomach and sometimes people get micro aggressive about it - therefore Josh has decided up protect fishself and Comments on this post have been limited.
A comment or pun that you don't understand or hear properly at the time, but you get it soon after.
The realisation hits you later what the comment/pun means.
*Filthy comment you missed*
A couple of seconds later...
"Aw man, ya dirty bastard"
"Bit of a boomerang comment for you there?"
"Yes, the realisation of your filth, hit me ferociously."
to comment over and over again on someones note or status
anna: hey did u make that note i tagged u in?
brianna: yehd'g im gonna comment rape urs but i just
wanted to finish mine first.
anna:cool man, ill comment rape u too
It's the high risk game you play every time you read the comments on an online article/post/video etc. Sometimes they are clever and funny and at best, better than the article itself. Frequently though they make you concerned for the future of humanity and/or angry enough to want to find the commenter and slap them.
She realised she had once again lost the game of comment roulette when she read the words "evolution is just a theory"
A group of people (Usally Male) that go onto a social media comment section of the people they like. And say something usally simple and horny. Includes the words: "Mommy", "Daddy", And more, in a sexaul manner. They are seen in a bad light. The same way simps are, but they are not simps in livestreams or in real life. They are only in comment sections such as Instagram, Tiktok, and others with still comment sections.
A man posted a comment called "date me m*mmy". what a Comment Simper