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White Person: Hey what you had for breakfast?
Black Person: Cornflakes
White Person: FUCK OFF! YOU HAD COON FLAKES!
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A game in which participants of non-black ethnicity drive around a particularly poor neighbourhood in an automobile of some sort. The participants carry with them a bag of metal spoons and whenever they see a black person they roll down the windows and scream SPOON THE COON!!! whilst throwing the spoon at the black person. If the spoon makes contact with its intended target then the drive continues, if the spoon misses then the driver stops the vehicle and the thrower of said missed spoon must exit the vehicle and retrieve the spoon from the ground. If you miss your throw then you are likely going to die because black people don't much like this game.
Greg: Hey quick roll down the windows there be a nigger up ahead!
SPOON THE COON!!!
*Greg throws spoon at black man, but misses*
Bob: Well you missed, better bring the shotgun with you when you grab that spoon that nigger's got a killin look in his eye.
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Someone who beats unlawful african-americans for a living. Usually for approximatley $2500 year. Its a rough living but beatin a bunch of coon's is all in a hard days work. And someone has to do the dirty work on this god forsaken EARTH
JD: Dude garrett, why the fuck are you sweating your tits off?
Garrett: I was just on jonathin street and beat twenty-ten coon's! Tribute!! Victory Stoig! Im the most bost Coon Beater there every was!
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A racial term to refer to a black persons large lips.
Did you see the coon lips on that guy? They were HUGE!
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A type of weed; that when smoked, puts you out of your mind but not in a good way. Thought to be below reggie and gravel from the side of the road.
Eddies smoking on the Coon Pack, he said he has everyone's girl.
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1. A word that is used to describe a negros greasy oiled hair
2. African American hair which can cause one to slip on the floor like a banana peel. when you come accros coon grease please place a caution greasy floor sign up on the floor so your fellow caucasians dont break they self!
Wow if we rang all the coon grease out of your hair we could wax madd cars! damn!!!!
ron: damn i just slipped on a banana peel
don: nah dude that was shaquams coon grease from after he did that hand stand!
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coon bashing: driving around with your friends out in the country at night, looking for eye glare. when you see the eyes you pull up and everyone jumps out and uses their coon bashing sticks (golf clubs, baseball bats..) and beats the piss out of the coon. then you pick it up and throw it in the back of the truck (to tally up at the end of the night, mostly because your not going to remember most of it thanks to milwaukee's best) and go find another one
Isnt wisconsin boring? what do you boys do for fun?
well we usually grab out gear and a 30 pack and go coon bashing.
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