The level of corny-ness in a given situation
{really corny moment in a movie occurs}
Wow, haha can I just point out the corn factor right about now??
"Dude, American Gladiators has an unmeasurable corn factor"
An act of anal intercourse in which the erect penis is quickly flung out of the anus, catapulting pieces of corn into the air
Last night I saw Sherry and Criss corn flickin’ in the back of Ryan’s truck!
A corn whale is a southern ohio term for a raccoon that has consumed so much corn that it is to fat to get into a trash can
The damn Corn Whale knocked over my trash cans again.
Bunghole-scissoring. Also known as Catdoggin' it.
When Dan finally returned from the war, you could hear the thunderous clap of him and his fiance Becky Corn Swapping from a mile away.
Corned Sausage is what happens after you get done with having anal sexual activities with your significant other and when you finish there is a corn kernel stuck in your urethra.
I got done fuckin' this dude and he left me a Corned Sausage, I had to piss it out
A mixed drink composed primarily of grain alcohol, corn whiskey, and corn syrup.
Person One: Dude, check out the corn modulator I made! Want a sip?
Person Two: Jesus, dude, no way. That thing looks like it would kill you.
A system used by men to determine how attractive a woman is and if they would engage in sexual intercourse with the woman. There are three parts to the scale: 0, 1 and Corn.
0= would not have sex
1= would have sex
Corn= would stick a corn cob into the woman's butt and then eat it out of her butt. (Intercourse will generally precede this event).
The most attractive women will warrant the "Corn" status.
Dude, I want to corn that chick so bad.
She's definitely a 1 but I wouldn't corn her.
Corn city!!!
Use the Corn Scale bro.