I have two accounts, one account where I don't put photo of myself on profile picture and another where I dont.
Someone who makes elections vaguely interesting and amusing.
You voting for Lord Buckethead? Nope, I'm all in with Count Binface.
The amount of hot dogs in a certain place at a certain time.
Man! The Weiner Count is through the roof!
the number of fat people you’ve fucked
what’s your bacon count?
well, sarah was 340lbs so I’m at 3 now.
The number of followers you have on Threads
I like to keep my Thread Count low, there's too many people I've had to mute.
verb
The act of taking notes on the color of people's skin when determining how to treat said people.
Or the act of arbitrarily highlighting the color of a person's skin.
In a sociopolitical or philosophical argument where someone is unjustifiably holding on to skin color as the basis or part of their argument, you might say "stop counting-color"
What you say when your friend, Eren, does something gay with his socks on.
“Eren what the hell is wrong with you?! Of course it still counts even if you did it with your socks on!”