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When you are extremely drunk and super high at the same time
Im getting Double Crunked tonight fo sho!
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Literally going beyond getting Crunk. It's when the status of a party has reached nuclear levels and anything goes, up to and including dance/drug/alcohol induced combat dancing and roman orgies where such things probably shouldn't be going on.
Nerds, Party Animals, Rockstars, Gangstas, Prostitutes, random porn starlets, Politicians, Police officers... your mom. ALL OF THEM totally fucked up the next morning as each one awakes in a stupor, smell of liquor and marijuana lingering in the air mixed with stale sweat, musky scent of vajayjay and semen... no two people who'd normally even get along, and it's evident everyone partied and probably fucked like fiends.
THAT's *CRUNK NUCLEAR*
The copious amounts of loose change in ones pocket/wallet/handbag after a night out drinking.
I cracked so many notes last night I eventually had enough crunk cash to buy a drink.
Kanye West's term for the music of Franz Ferdinand (and possibly like-minded bands). This sound had an influence on him in recording his 2005 album, Late Registration.
"'Diamonds' is kind of white crunk." - Kanye West, referring to his single "Diamonds From Sierra Leone"
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The more hip term for the drunk dial. It is the act of becoming crunked, then proceding to "dial" people in your inebriated state. Leads to hysterically funny phone conversations, possible emotional outbursts, and general annoyance for the person receiving the crunk dial.
"Ahh man, I'm so crunked right now!! Time for some crunk dialing. I'm calling that bitch Katy and seeing if I can get me some poontang!"
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A college event that began in Orange County, CA by a group of drunken friends who decided to go against the grain and party on a Tuesday night to celebrate one of their friend's birthdays. This led to even more debauchery on Tuesday nights such as spontaneous road trips to Mexico as well as localized dance parties in California.
Today, "Crunk Tuesdays" is an everyday term in most California college dormitories and other college dwellings alike. At it's core, Crunk Tuesdays is a party held every Tuesday night during the active school semester at a house or apartment. However, for others it's more than that; it's a stress outlet for thrill-seeking, adventuresome young people who aren't content with the 2-day weekend. If you will, it's a once-in-a-college-opportunity to live on the edge and meet others that do too.
After my last class at 9 PM I will be at Crunk Tuesdays with my Heineken mini-keg and a bottle of 151!
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An intoxicating means of consuming the popular breakfast cereal Captain Crunch; Rather than pouring milk over the cereal, one uses Captain Morgan spiced rum.
I won't even try to choke down that bowl of Captain Crunk until I'm completely shit-faced.
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