do yourself in

(verb phrase, colloquial euphemism)

To die by suicide, chronic self-abuse or careless behavior.

We've brought you to the Crisis Intervention ward because you tried to do yourself in.

Slow down on the wet road, or you'll do yourself in.

Shooting heroin and coke together is a surefire recipe to do yourself in.

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doing bumps

doing hits of cocaine; a/k/a snorting rails.

There was so much coke on the sinks in the club bathroom that you could get a contact high without doing bumps.

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Do-A-Cahill

To Do-A-Cahill, is to, whilst playing football, sneak into the box numerous times in a season and leap higher than everyone else to bury header after header, on route to European Qualification. Originates from Tim Cahill during 04/05 Premiership Campaign

And the 3 foot six runt ghosts in the box to "do-a-Cahill" and beat the 7'6 giant in the air before thundering a header into the top corner.

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doing lines

Snorting lines of any powdered drug, typically cocaine. The drug used could also be heroin, oxycodone, meth, adderall, etc.

Typically done with a rolled up dollar bill or straw.

Josh: Why do you have white powder on your nose and a rolled up dollar bill?
Cody: I wast just doing lines of some of the finest coke I have had in years.

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do a stephen

To completely mess something up without actually doing anything wrong.

Shane "Come on now don't do a Stephen on us!"
Steven (Inhales Oxygen...)
Shane "AW For FUCK SAKE STEPHEN!!!!"

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Do a Varcoe

To prematurely ejaculate in record time, an especially common trait among Moroccan dwarves.

F'ugly Lady: is it in yet, you're not going to do a Varcoe are you?
*He has already spummed*
Sam: Hello I'm Sam and I've just done a Varcoe!

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do it callum.

A phrase used to pressure people into doing something. Mostly used when playing the beautiful game, that is football.

A player is through on goal, tempting the shot. A distant "do it callum." is heard and the shot is instantly taken, resulting in a goal.

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