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bajookie dookie

not pleasant to look at; ugly ; unattractive

Gosh Nick is so bajookie dookie.

by the bad dick November 16, 2016

5๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dookie love

The act of walking behind someone and sticking your finger up their butt hole through their pants.

I just dookie loved that guy in the club!

by Dookenit April 6, 2011

15๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


What-a-dookie

A variation on the phrase, what it do, commonly used as a greeting, with "Not shit" being the only acceptable response.

Correct usage.
Me: Yo, nigga, what-a-dookie?
My nigga: Not shit.

Incorrect usage.
Me: What-a-dookie, nigga?
Square: Oh, nothing much.
Me: Man, that shit's wack. What the fuck kinda answer is that? *slap*

by Timmy McNignuts January 31, 2008

4๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Fortune Dookie

When one saves their fortunes after eating Chinese food, and deposits them carefully into a floating turd left unflushed in a toilet. The "topper" to this haneous act is to pull the paper from the roll without tearing it, wiping the ass after defacation, and rerolling the paper for a secondary victim to discover later on.

Missy was unhappy with her General Tso's Chicken, so she left a Fortune Dookie for the establishment to deal with.

by Eman1187 May 8, 2009

3๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Dookie butter

The mixture of semen and ๐Ÿ’ฉ poop

Randy and Billie exchanged dookie butter practicing for the felching festival.

by A-Pdiddyโ„ข February 7, 2019

3๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


dooky stain

a large brown spot on your underwear usually caused by poop.

"gym class"- mac has dooky stained whity tidies-bob- haha ! mac has dooky stains!! -mac- ooh nooo i forgot to wipe:( bad case of dooky stains.d

by thatoneguy? July 17, 2011

3๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


dookie howser

The act of sandwiching a fresh steamy piece of fecal matter between the married ass-cheeks of one partner and the second (female or fat "man-tittie" endowed) partner's tits.

Ass to boob poop-fucking.

Last night I was banging this chick, and she was like, "give me a 'doogie howser,'" and I was like, "what the hell is that?" "NO," she said, "a DOOKIE HOWSER -- as in HOUSING a DOOKIE!"

by Neal Patrick Harris, MD February 1, 2009

14๐Ÿ‘ 16๐Ÿ‘Ž