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Douche Prick

Douche Prick is the best word to describe someone who is SO much worse than just a douche he is a mixture of both douchebag and prick. Use this word when you are angry but really need to hold back on the swear words. Perfect for public situations. If need be, you can shorten the word to just DP if children or unappreciative audiences are nearby.

1. That guy who wears pink popped collared shirts is such a douche prick!!

2. Your ex-boyfriend is such a douche prick!!

3. My boss is such a douche prick!!

by Douchepricked too many times September 11, 2009


Mall Douche

Young Males that hang around the malls with razored spike haircuts normally with dye stripes.
Always has at least 1 or 2 flake plastic earings and or ipod white earphones that arent attached to anything.
They are normally skinny pacific islanders and dress like its 1989 and hanging out or stalking 13 year old girls.

Mall Douche
Scum
Bad fashion
Rap videos

by Moneyshot NZ December 14, 2009


Douche Yacht

Term used to connote the ultimate douchery (i.e., when "douche canoe" or "douche rocketry" does not sufficiently capture a person douchiness).

Congrats, Wayne. You are now officially a douche yacht.

by solegit1234 February 19, 2014


douche rooster

One who is a cocky douche bag.

That new salesman is a douche rooster.

by Uncle Redneck December 2, 2014


Douche Crest

Slang term used to describe the hairstyle known as the fauxhawk.

When the hairstyle is worn by an individual who meets some or all of the following characteristics:

1. The individual is wearing at least two pieces of bling.

2. The individual has at least one bad tattoo on a part of his/her body that is easily visible.

3. The individual is wearing a TapOut t-shirt (NOTE: this characteristic singularly transforms the wearer's fauxhawk into a douche crest if it is known beyond a shadow of a doubt that the wearer is not even a fan of mixed martial arts).

4. The individual owns any vehicle with a 4-cylinder engine that comes from the factory with 150 horsepower or less, and is modified with a cannon exhaust muffler.

5. At least one of the individual's children has a fauxhawk too.

6. Any characteristic or action on the part of the fauxhawk wearer that the beholder concludes is douchey enough to deem the fauxhawk-wearer's hairstyle a douche crest.

by paleriderpa August 15, 2009


douche patty

A "gay lil douche sucker/ chronic gay douche sucker." ; Gay ass freak.

" Man, Austin whats-his-face is a big 'ole douche patty. I feel sorry for you- know- who."

by AustinIsADoucher November 11, 2009


Douche Mooger

1) stealing your friends bf/gf
2) kelsey watson
3) like a douche mover, but worse.

Kelsey is such a douche mooger! She straight stole my boyfriend! hoe.

....it was on greek...sorta

by fnoodles November 6, 2009