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Douches Wild

1) Wearing sunglasses to a casual poker game.

2) Any instance of doucheism with no real term to describe it.

1) Joe is a douches wild.

2) Chad is wearing sunglasses to a casual poker game. Douches wild!

by Human/Rodite February 1, 2010


Douche Prick

Douche Prick is the best word to describe someone who is SO much worse than just a douche he is a mixture of both douchebag and prick. Use this word when you are angry but really need to hold back on the swear words. Perfect for public situations. If need be, you can shorten the word to just DP if children or unappreciative audiences are nearby.

1. That guy who wears pink popped collared shirts is such a douche prick!!

2. Your ex-boyfriend is such a douche prick!!

3. My boss is such a douche prick!!

by Douchepricked too many times September 11, 2009


Douche Yacht

Term used to connote the ultimate douchery (i.e., when "douche canoe" or "douche rocketry" does not sufficiently capture a person douchiness).

Congrats, Wayne. You are now officially a douche yacht.

by solegit1234 February 19, 2014


Mall Douche

Young Males that hang around the malls with razored spike haircuts normally with dye stripes.
Always has at least 1 or 2 flake plastic earings and or ipod white earphones that arent attached to anything.
They are normally skinny pacific islanders and dress like its 1989 and hanging out or stalking 13 year old girls.

Mall Douche
Scum
Bad fashion
Rap videos

by Moneyshot NZ December 14, 2009


douche rooster

One who is a cocky douche bag.

That new salesman is a douche rooster.

by Uncle Redneck December 2, 2014


Douche Forest

A group of douche bags in formation. They probably aren't doing anything productive. And are likely grouping in a low class public place.

Wow, look at that huge Douche Forest over there. What a bunch of posers.

by Sliter August 20, 2010


douche patty

A "gay lil douche sucker/ chronic gay douche sucker." ; Gay ass freak.

" Man, Austin whats-his-face is a big 'ole douche patty. I feel sorry for you- know- who."

by AustinIsADoucher November 11, 2009