Term used to connote the ultimate douchery (i.e., when "douche canoe" or "douche rocketry" does not sufficiently capture a person douchiness).
Congrats, Wayne. You are now officially a douche yacht.
One who is a cocky douche bag.
That new salesman is a douche rooster.
Douche Prick is the best word to describe someone who is SO much worse than just a douche he is a mixture of both douchebag and prick. Use this word when you are angry but really need to hold back on the swear words. Perfect for public situations. If need be, you can shorten the word to just DP if children or unappreciative audiences are nearby.
1. That guy who wears pink popped collared shirts is such a douche prick!!
2. Your ex-boyfriend is such a douche prick!!
3. My boss is such a douche prick!!
1) Wearing sunglasses to a casual poker game.
2) Any instance of doucheism with no real term to describe it.
1) Joe is a douches wild.
2) Chad is wearing sunglasses to a casual poker game. Douches wild!
Slang term used to describe the hairstyle known as the fauxhawk.
When the hairstyle is worn by an individual who meets some or all of the following characteristics:
1. The individual is wearing at least two pieces of bling.
2. The individual has at least one bad tattoo on a part of his/her body that is easily visible.
3. The individual is wearing a TapOut t-shirt (NOTE: this characteristic singularly transforms the wearer's fauxhawk into a douche crest if it is known beyond a shadow of a doubt that the wearer is not even a fan of mixed martial arts).
4. The individual owns any vehicle with a 4-cylinder engine that comes from the factory with 150 horsepower or less, and is modified with a cannon exhaust muffler.
5. At least one of the individual's children has a fauxhawk too.
6. Any characteristic or action on the part of the fauxhawk wearer that the beholder concludes is douchey enough to deem the fauxhawk-wearer's hairstyle a douche crest.
A name you give a person who sucks at life. Their life sucks so bad that you assume they rob douche bags from women.
They dude is a major Douche Pirate, and needs to get a life.
Fuck this, that dick hole over there is a major Douche Pirate.
A douche bag in training. Someone who isn't fully tanned or muscled or collar popped. The brother of a douche bag who thinks he's a douche bag because his brother is a douche bag. also known as "Riding his brim."
Hey man Terrance is coming over hide the weights, he'll wanna lift and shed the douche nickel tag.
Steve's such a bro but his brother is a douche nickel