Designated Driver

The act of steering a car from the passenger seat while the driver performs oral sex on the passenger.

man, last night i got a designated driver from Kim..i almost lost control of the car when i nutted.

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happy driver

when a dude gets a girl to give him head whilst he is driving

moan: can someone please pick me up and stop by maccas before taking me to school? ill give you a happy driver haha

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Slave Driver

A name for someone demands that you follow their beliefs and ideologies without question or denial no matter the race.

Black Community: Black people are supposed to vote for Democrats. If you ain't gonna vote the same way we do, then you're not black like us.

Black Individual: I can think and read on my own. I don't need a bunch of slave drivers to tell me who I need to vote for or who to be.

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Bus Driver

Any friend of yours in there 20's who is obsessed with dating and or making out with underage girls simply on the grounds that legal ones are a hassle emotionally.

my older brother was being abus driver on these freshman just last week at the park

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bus driver

A person who drives buses and then picks up young girls for sex on the back seat of the bus!!
Usually called Harry

Bus Driver: Alright Love? Fancy a shag?
Dirty School Girl: OK i'm easy but need paying.
Bus Driver: Ok then how much
Dirty School Girl:not much im cheap - £20
Bus Driver:Give ya a fiva
Dirty School Girl:ok im gagging for it
Bus Driver: OK we will drive up Aldershot afterwards to get some chicken
Dirty School Girl: I dont want no chiken!! I only want a shag cas i'm a dirty little whore!!
Bus Driver: And im the peedo who gunna give it to ya on the back seat of my double decker bus!!

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the truck driver

When railing a broad doggy-style, your thumb is inserted into her anus, as you twist your hand back and forth, like steering a truck. Often used as a test for willingness for anal sex, sometimes resulting in the dolphin

I gave Colleen the truck driver last night to see if she was down for some backdoor, but i got the dolphin.

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Uber Driver

they are sometimes cool calm and chill other times they may have their bad days and they'll freak the f*** out of you and they will come to you and talk about there B.S.

that Uber Driver was such a freak! : that Uber driver was cool!

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