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The goop you wipe from your eyes in the morning.
Plebs have eye poo, we have sleepy dust.
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The orange cheese doodle dust thats left on your hand after you eat cheese doodles
After eating cheese doodles, I could not remove the doodle dust from my fingers.
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A small complicated particle used in the destruction of power equipment. Also is always the winner of any gladiator or arena competition.
A weird or mystical beast with strange powers.
A Piece of Dust destroyed the circuits in my tennis-ball gun.
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Specks of dirt stuck to the sensor of a digital camera.
Also the small dark smudges that appear on a picture taken with a thus afflicted camera.
"You're going to have to clone those dust bunnies out of the sky in that picture - then you really ought to clean the dust bunnies off your sensor"
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perhaps the funniest programme on british tv currently
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During the winter weather months and dry road salt powder has accumilated on the shoulder of the interstate. If you are a truck driver, you can guide your trailer off and on the shoulder to get them pesky cars or other tailgaters off of your ass!!
Trucker:(watching through his mirrors & laughing) "I am crop dusting your ass!!--how do ya like that!!"
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The act of placing any amount of cocaine on/in a partner's anus, then having said partner fart while you try to snort the cocaine powder out of the air. There are 2 accepted variations:
1) placing your nostrils directly above the anus while having your partner fart the cocaine directly into you nose
2) your partner blasts the cocaine into the air while you attempt to snort it all before it falls to the floor
Friends talking over pizza and beer:
Friend 1: "Damn man you trippin balls. You been hittin that bugger sugar?"
Friend 2: "Hell yeah brotatochip! Picked up this girl behind the Waffle House dumpster last night. She wore me out wit that brony play but luckily I had an 8 ball and caught some of that Dust In The Wind as a pick-me-up."
F1: "So love at 1st sight."
F2: "yeah we're married now. Also, its your mom."
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